What Brutal Dictator do you think you are?

[Nubclear]

Hmm....

[Bosh]

best. dicator. ever.
yay tito!

[Jon Miller]

I must say that I am surprised that MArkus thinkgs he is Bush

Jon miller

[Plan Austral]

Tito wasnt very brutal, but, anyway, I agree, he was the best.dictator.ever.

[Frankychan]

Originally posted by Tassadar5000
Hmm....

[Plan Austral]

I would be Juan Domingo Perón

1., True democracy is the system where the Government carries out the will of the people defending a single objective: the interests of the people.

2. Perónism is an eminently popular movement. Every political clique is opposed to the popular interests and, therefore, it cannot be a Perónist organization.

3. A Perónist must be at the service of the cause. He who invoking the name of this cause is really at the service of a political clique or a "caudillo" (local political leader) is only a Perónist by name.

4. There is only one class of men for the Perónist cause: the workers.

5. In the New Argentina, work is a right which dignifies man and a duty, because it is only fair that each one should produce at least what he consumes.

6. There can be nothing better for a Perónist than another Perónist.

7. No Perónist should presume to be more than he really is, nor should he adopt a position inferior to what his social status should be. When a Perónist starts to think that he is more important than he really is, he is about to become one of the oligarchy.

8. With reference to political action the scale of values for all Perónists is as follows: First, the Homeland; afterwards the cause, and then, the men themselves.

9. Politics do not constitute for us a definite objective but only a means of achieving the Homeland's welfare represented by the happiness of the people and the greatness of the nation.

10. The two main branches of Perónism are the Social Justice and the Social Welfare. With these we envelop the people in an embrace of justice and love.

11. Perónism desires the establishment of national unity and the abolition of civil strife. It welcomes heroes but does not want martyrs.

12. In the New Argentina the only privileged ones are the children.

13. A Government without a doctrine is a body without a soul. That is why Perónism has established its own political, economic and social doctrines: Justicialism.

14. Justicialism is a new philosophical school of life. It is simple, practical, popular and endowed with deeply Christian and humanitarian sentiments.

15. As a political doctrine, Justicialism establishes a fair balance between the rights of the individual and those of the community.

16. As an economic doctrine, Justicialism achieves a true form of social economy by placing capital at the service of the national economy and this at the service of social welfare.

17. As a social doctrine, Justicialism presides over an adequate distribution of Social Justice giving to each person the social rights he is entitled to.

18. We want a socially just, an economically free and a politically independent

Argentina.

19. We are an organized State and a free people ruled by a centralized government.

20. The best of this land of ours is its people.

Juan Perón

[Alexander's Horse]

Fez is such a baby - identifying with arseholes like Franco. Only a child or a very ignorant person could think that was clever.

[Bosh]

Yeah and Franco was an intelligent underhanded bastard, with all the sublety that some people are so grossly lacking in...

[ixnay]

"Don't worry, I'm 100% sure the babysitter is NOT Joseph Stalin."



"Oh no! Joseph Stalin!"

[Jules]

Ya think we could get Uncle Joe to sit for Fez, though?

[Seeker]

Our university newspaper used to run a comic series called "Life with Joe" about a a hip 90s guy who must share an appartment with Joseph Stalin.

Friends on crack.

[Jules]

Damn, all of a sudden I got that annoying Russian electronic music from Civilization going through my head. You know, when Joseph Stalin and his cabinet would appear on the screen, with Teddy Roosevelt wearing the Ruskie cap.

[DRoseDARs]

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

[Sarxis]

Emperor Dubbya and Darth Blair?

[DRoseDARs]

I demand a recount on mine!