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Re: And Europe's funniest country is...
Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Belgians laughed at: "Well, you see, there are basically three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those that can't."
"4 persons on 3 don't understand a thing to fractions."The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame. Oscar Wilde.
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well why was he on your screens
It's North American TV. We don't feel like we are getting our money's worth unless we have at least 60 channels that are on 24/7. Just by the law of averages, you'd have a lot of crap.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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Who takes the blame for Mr. Bean? Is it Canada or the UK?
France is definitely Europe's funniest country. To me anyway.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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I always thought the Germans had an awful sense of humour. According to Have I Got News For You their favourite joke was:
"Warum heisst Kanada Kanada?
Weil es liegt keine da!"
Which, loosely translated, means:
"Why is Canada called Canada?
Because there is no-one there.""Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman
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