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Louie Anderson
[Loiue Anderson Voice] I tried to hang myself, but the rope broke! Nhaaaa! [/Louie Anderson Voice]"The great rule of conduct for us in regard to foreign nations is to have with them as little political connection as possible... It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the foreign world, so far as we are now at liberty to do it." George Washington- September 19, 1796Comment
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Chelsea Clinton
UGH!!
"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George OrwellComment
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Starring in the The Queen of Outspace maybe.Originally posted by loinburger
Zsa Zsa Gabor. What the hell is she famous for, anyway? (Besides punching out police officers...)
Well perhaps it was all the rich husbands.Comment
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(Confused Teenager) "My favorite celebrity is Anna Nicole Smith, because she didn't kill herself, and she had every reason to."
From Saturday Night LiveHe's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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Second on Carrot Top.
Ming, Joey Buttafuco supposedly inspired American Beauty, which is quite a decent movie... So he can't be all bad...
Gnu Ex Machina - the Gnu in the MachineComment
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Timmy mallet except no one outside of the UK will nno him.
Liz Taylor doesn't do much these days other than turn up and look deadfulSpace is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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Re: Who's the world's most useless celebrity?
Hmmm... I wonder who in the heck would actually sign up and pay to view this...Originally posted by Stefu
He also has a site at http://www.mattinykanen.fi/ . Unfortunately, it's only in Finnish.
Last edited by Guardian; September 23, 2002, 09:17."Politics is to say you are going to do one thing while you're actually planning to do someting else - and then you do neither."
-- Saddam HusseinComment
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Don't forget http://www.mattinykanen.net/
Matti forever!
www.mattinykanen.net briefly in English
www.mattinykanen.net is a fan site dedicated to the best ski jumper ever, Mr. Matti "The Flying Finn" Nykänen.
Born in 17.7. 1963 at Jyväskylä, Finland, Matti has won more championships than no ski jumper ever. Since his sports career Matti has done right about anything one can imagine. He has been a singer, a stripper, an artist, and an alcoholic, to name a few.
Matti has never tried to avoid publicity, and that's probably why he is almost classified as a national hero in Finland. Matti's marital status alternates from week to week, and he's also frequently seen on covers of Finnish tabloid magazines.
So far www.mattinykanen.net crew has no plans to make english version of these pages, but at least music is universal and you can check brief captions of Matti's hit singles in our music section.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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I'll third the vote for Carrot Top.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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We have had Liza Minelli and Liz Taylor, how can you mention these two without mentioning Michael Jackson.
Or LaToya Jackson.Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Really?Originally posted by Buck Birdseed
Finland isn't part of Scandinavia.Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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i was unaware that celebrities had any function whatsoever..."I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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Hmmm... now that you mention it Uber...Originally posted by UberKruX
i was unaware that celebrities had any function whatsoever...
Keep on Civin'
RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Hmmmmmm...
First on the list is Sportscasters. What a waste. Included in this group is anyone who has a sports talk show. Omitted from this group are fun local announcers like Harry Carry and Myron Cope. Yoi!
Anyone involved with E!
Joan Rivers.
Newscasters. I thought our country was the only one with horrible TV news. Then I saw a Korean newscast on PBS in the middle of the night, and realized that they're just as bad.
Anyone (including Carrot Top) who has appeared in a 10-10-220 or 1-800-collect ad. Eh, for that matter, anyone who does "celebrity endorsements".
Atheletes.
Brett Sommers... the lady on the Match Game.
Talk show hosts.Comment
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