Who's the world's most useless celebrity?

[Stefu]

Like Pekka said, "Elämä on laiffia" is an incredibly retarded way of saying "Life is life". "Laiffia" is not a real world, it is a slang term derived from the word "life", but since it is so moronic, no-one uses it - to get the idea of how annoying it is, consider the word "preggers". "Elämä" is the real world for "life" in Finnish.

Pekka, I got the list from here.

[Gangerolf]

I think he smashed his wifes like 100 times more than you mentioned. He is my personal hero.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Chris 62
Kato was Bruce Lee, far from useless.

Kato Kalin, the houseguest at the Simpson residence. Not Kato and the Green Hornet.

[Pekka]

Stefu, ok.. I onced registered to his website as a member, so I know he was planning on getting his clothing business going on. I didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
He had levi's jeans, boots, and a jacket like the college football players. Then he called it unique and his own style. Sure. Plus he looked stupid in them.
He also changes his haircolor 2 times a month, because it keeps him balanced. That's what the man said!
This guy won 4 (?) olympic medals and several WC's.
He's been also married 4 (?) times, and everytime he beates the wifes. Many times. I think last time he trashed a hotel room beating his wife, when he went there to 'talk it over and make up' the stuff he did earlier. He's a winner. If you want to bet your money on something, bet it on Matti! My personal hero.

[Stefu]

The list didn't seem to mention that the two times he changed his surname, it went from Nykänen to Paanala (yes, he took his wife's name) and then back to Nykänen.

[Sandman]

Uri Geller.

[Adalbertus]

Gerhard Schröder

[Ari Rahikkala]

Markos Giannopoulos .

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

At least Matti provides entertainment. That places him above Robert Kilroy-Silk.

[Gatekeeper]

Anna Nicole Smith. Why can't she just enjoy here ill-gotten millions in private? Noooo! She has to parade that excuse of a private life of hers before (apparently) an audience of a few million dingbats.

Gatekeeper

[Jon Miller]

I agree with Anna Nicole Smith

she is not even that good looking

Jon Miller

[Pekka]

Gatekeeper, YEah! Anna Nicole all the way! Her show is awesome. I mean just how low can you go ?
I remember watching her at some playboy special tv-show about her at the age of.. let's say 13 and was 'Uuh she's so hot and cool, why oh why God created such women, I can't ever have her!'. Now I thank God I never even tried .

It's not just that she has lots of.. back now, people get heavy sometimes. But she appears to enjoy popping pills so much, she's wasted all the time and says NOTHING intelligent. She's a big waste of good money. Plus she makes people do stupid stuff because she can, and thinks she's all that (still, like she hasn't lost it). I swear if she would cross my way and started nagging like she does all the time to her lawyer, I'll punch her into her stomach! Not that I hit women or anything.

I feel sorry for his kid. I think it's not cool for a mom to be wasted all the time and act like a horny in front of him.

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Lady Dy (sp?).

Now she's dead, she more useless.

(After secondn though, she's maybe more usefull dead ...)




( , I was quite jocking, I present my excuse to British people. Personnaly we, frenchmen, to avoid such tragedy have already kill our royal family before they die tragically in a car crash.)

[Gatekeeper]

Heh. All I know is that I flip the channel or turn the page whenever I have the misfortune of encountering Anna Nicole Smith via the media. I don't know why, but she makes me shiver with revulsion.

Gatekeeper

[Stefu]

At least Matti provides entertainment.

But there's the rub. Matti's gotten repetitive. Long gone are the days of creative unhingedness like the strip show. I mean, obviously he hasn't done anything different-than-usual, since there's been nothing lately about him in the papers. Probably just usual background divorcing and wife-beating.

Who is Robert Kilroy-Silk? And SD, who is Tara Palmer Tolkinson?