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  • #16
    I work for them.
    They even wanted me to work today. Thank god I'm "at uni" currently.
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • #17
      I almost moved to Australia once upon at time.

      We then came to our senses and stayed in North America.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Skanky Burns
        Thank god
        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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        • #19
          You also gave us Paul Hogan , for that alone you should be nuked.
          I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
          i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG

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          • #20
            You also gave us Paul Hogan , for that alone you should be nuked.


            Don't forget Yahoo Serious...
            KH FOR OWNER!
            ASHER FOR CEO!!
            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Chris 62
              You also gave us Paul Hogan , for that alone you should be nuked.
              Oh come on... most Americans probably wouldn't know anything about Australia if it wasn't for him and Fosters Beer
              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #22
                Re: Look Australia is really the best country but we don't like to brag

                Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                How many of you have

                Kangaroos and crocodiles?

                Thousands and thousands of miles of empty sandy beaches?

                An endless summer?

                Are so far from any global trouble spot its all a bit of a joke?

                A very high standard of living and a very low cost of living?

                I rest my case
                We have top quality kangaroos and crocodiles at a convienient distance ... the zoo.

                We have thousands of miles of empty sandy beaches too!

                Our summer would be regarded by some as endless.

                We are further! Anyway australia is a trouble spot with it's anti-asylum-seeker policies.

                Once again ... our's is better.
                Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
                Waikato University, Hamilton.

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                • #23
                  You also sent us smoe other goof, Jackko, Jockko, something like that, he used to sell batteries.

                  Ming, the best thing to come outta there was "Men at work" and AC/DC.
                  I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
                  i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                    I work for them.
                    They even wanted me to work today. Thank god I'm "at uni" currently.
                    Oh God if I was a uni student I would love to work there - all those nubile young teenage check out chicks in their cute little uniforms


                    So tell me, when I roll up to the register to pay for my hair paint and piles cream and they ask "how are you?" are they genuinely interested in me or is it just corporate policy or do I now look fatherly and middle aged i.e is it my bald spot or is it just that Canberra is just one big friendly country town pretending to be a city?

                    God I love this city, its got the sweetest people you ever met

                    If its corporate policy, don't reply.
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                      Woolies made it into that song?!?
                      He had the complete song up before
                      Unless he changed the song, Skanky, that's the song the despicable Don Burke uses.

                      My respect for that song just dropped immensly.
                      Probably even more so now with Don Burke in the frame.
                      " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
                      "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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                      • #26
                        I would like to go to Australia some day. It seems like a really cool place, but I would get all dizzy from the blood rushing to my head.
                        Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).

                        I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Chris 62
                          You also sent us smoe other goof, Jackko, Jockko, something like that, he used to sell batteries.
                          Jacko. Mark Jackson. Former AFL footballer. Goose.

                          Ming, the best thing to come outta there was "Men at work" and AC/DC.
                          And Colin Hay - who wrote most of MaW's best stuff and was the lead singer - is a Scotsman anyway. As are most of AC/DC - well, the two Youngs, anyway. Oh, and the singer's a Geordie. The lad he replaced - Bon Scott - was another Scotsman who at least had the grace to die a classic Australian death: choking on his own vomit in the front seat of a car after a monumental p*ss-up.
                          " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
                          "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by ravagon


                            You got that one right. Kiwi's all think thats a huge downside.
                            C'mon, give us a Haka. Don't forget the tongue.
                            " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
                            "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Re: Look Australia is really the best country but we don't like to brag

                              Originally posted by Grrr


                              We have top quality kangaroos and crocodiles at a convienient distance ... the zoo.

                              We have thousands of miles of empty sandy beaches too!

                              Our summer would be regarded by some as endless.

                              We are further! Anyway australia is a trouble spot with it's anti-asylum-seeker policies.

                              Once again ... our's is better.

                              Oh, I so agree

                              I wonder why...


                              Our beaches are so much better than Aussie. Especially in the Coromandel.

                              Winston Peters should be deported to Australia,the anti-Asian *******!

                              Just doing our bit to help our neighbours from accross the Tasman.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by finbar


                                C'mon, give us a Haka. Don't forget the tongue.
                                The Haka is sooo original. What do the Aussies have?

                                The kangaroo hop?

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