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  • #31
    Originally posted by redbull
    The Haka is sooo original. What do the Aussies have?
    I suppose we don't feel the need.

    Actually, sad to say, Winston Peters would fit in rather well in this country.
    " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
    "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by redbull


      The Haka is sooo original. What do the Aussies have?

      The kangaroo hop?
      We had our own war cry like our little Kiwi friends - then we grew out of it
      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
        Oh God if I was a uni student I would love to work there - all those nubile young teenage check out chicks in their cute little uniforms
        Well, I can't complain too much about that aspect.
        Although the one person I know about that's interested in me is a middle-aged truck driver. And male.

        If its corporate policy, don't reply.



        My respect for that song just dropped immensly.

        Probably even more so now with Don Burke in the frame.

        Indeed.
        /me mutters about having that song in his head now.
        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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        • #34
          At least we actually care about native tribes, not try and kill them out.

          We're proud of our historic traditions.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by redbull
            At least we actually care about native tribes, not try and kill them out.

            We're proud of our historic traditions.
            You mean traditions like outrageous BS?

            The only reason the Maoris survived better was they were stronger and nearly kicked you out.
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #36
              AH, we were the same set of immigrants

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              • #37
                Originally posted by finbar

                C'mon, give us a Haka. Don't forget the tongue.

                I'm still miffed that you turned over to Burke's Backyard whilst contemplating my previous rendition.


                OTOH you do have those funny-looking chaps in the orange and green who pull out a banjo/ukelele and sing Waltzing Matilda in the middle of the rugby field.
                Now that takes courage...

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by redbull
                  AH, we were the same set of immigrants
                  Ya I know but you didn't get convicts did you? Its very cool to have convicts in the past, which means lots of spooky gaols and scarey artefacts like the cat of nine tails

                  Actually I love New Zealand, beautiful, beautiful country - and our Kiwi friends - huge chip on their shoulder and all
                  Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                  Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                  • #39
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                    Head of State 14000 mile away
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                    sheep shearing competitions
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                    • #40
                      (Humourous) Australian tourism song. (169kb)
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                      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                      • #41
                        Well that song may have just saved me a 15 hour flight from LAX to Australia.

                        However I also hear that Ausie chicks like Americans which is a big advantage over going to Europe.

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                        • #42
                          Stinger's post reminded me of that song.
                          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Ethelred
                            However I also hear that Ausie chicks like Americans which is a big advantage over going to Europe.
                            No they just think you are ****ers like the rest of the world.

                            oh and Skanky, enough with the SWLG.
                            The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

                            Hydey the no-limits man.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by redbull
                              At least we actually care about native tribes, not try and kill them out.

                              We're proud of our historic traditions.
                              Yeah right -- your European settler-anscestors politely asked for the land from the natives.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by MrFun


                                Yeah right -- your European settler-anscestors politely asked for the land from the natives.
                                As if you know the first thing about it.
                                ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
                                ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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