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I thought all conspiracy theories involve JFK somehow.
Can't you see that JFK is involved in 9/11!?! It's so obvious!
When he was President, one of the CIA's psychic spies predicted the 9/11 attacks and told JFK that if the attacks weren't allowed to happen, then the US would never be able to attack Iraq and then Saddam would nuke Andorra and start WWIII. JFK wrote this information down and then sent the letter to be hidden in the Vatican along with the Fatima prophecies (JFK was Catholic after all).
In the year 2001, the pope sent a secret messenger to Pat Buchanan (the only American catholic the pope trusted) and told Pat that he needed to encode JFK's message in his new book "The Death of The West". Get it! The "Death of The West" wasn't about how immigration and liberals were destroying America! It was about the 9/11 attacks and how they should be allowed to happen, lest "the West" die! It's so obvious! Does anyone really believe that Pat Buchanan is a xenophobe, obsessed with immigration?
Buchanan took JFK's message and encoded it in his book using the biblical code that American scientists had broken during WWII using information gathered from the Ark of the Covenant, provided to them by a mysterious Dr. Jones. Only the President of the US was privy to the knowledge of this code, so it was the only way to ensure that only George W. Bush would know about the JFK prophecy.
A few months later, while Dick Cheney was reading "The Death of the West" to President Bush as a bedtime story, Bush suddenly noticed the hidden code. He kicked Cheney out of bed and used his secret Presidential decoder ring to break the code. Reading the horrible prophecy, Bush wept openly at the fact that he must allow the deaths of 3000 Americans. But then he thought about all the oil money he would make and was glad. And that's why September 11th was allowed to happen, all thanks to JFK...
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