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  • In case you were wondering, the marshmallows are all gone. Its been 3 days, for goodness sake.

    I have a Gobstopper if you like
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    • This place equipped with a vomitorium?
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      • It's in the back next to Snoggo's apartment.

        Here's your puffs, Tia. Sorry it took so long to fix them.
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        • Fantastic. I'm watching my figure.

          I need all of the Hostess and Little Debbie products that you can muster.
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          • damn..the newbie is gone....
            *is glad she had icre cream to cool her off in this heat*
            is it safe to come out yet?
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            • *wanders in, carrying own birthday cake*

              *sits down in relatively non-wartorn section of the Coffee shop and munches on cake*

              *observes newbie-beating and resurrection of Immortal OWmbat from his ashes calmly, while gun-wielding maniacs go on insane rampages around Coffee Shop*
              *grumbles about work*

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              • Originally posted by Tiamat
                **walks around the bar sizing up the newbie**

                **tsk tsk tsk** Never mess with a 5 headed dragon who is in pain......lots of pain. And since I'm in so much pain I would like to return the favor!!

                **takes deep breath and swings baseball bat all at the same time**

                **smashes his hands so he can no longer pull dragons teeth**
                **fireballs the newbies balls**
                few minutes later
                Stranger get up from the floor, his robe a bit burned
                Don't play a games with me dragon. You think you can scare me
                I am a wanderer. I was in many places and saw a lot of battles.....also I killed a couple of dragons before.
                for a second the dragon looks scared, she sees two red flashes instead of stranger's eyes. She can't see his face because of hood.

                I have a great tolerance to pain and resistance to physical and fire damage.
                So, get lost or I'll increase my dragon's account.

                Bartender, tell me about this dance. And by the way what is DL?
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                • newbie gunna get deaded. i only mess wid da dragon cos I'm immortal...
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                  • Stranger, you are SO dead.
                    Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                    • Originally posted by devilmunchkin
                      is it safe to come out yet?
                      Not yet. Tia isn't finished with the newbie yet.

                      loin: The vomitorium is self serve only. Get the cake products yourself.
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • Is the slurred speech an aftereffect of ressurecting yourself from the dead, IW?
                        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • DD, I think you've misunderstood the concept of the Immortality of our Marsupial friend. He does not die and resurrect; he can't die, he's immortal. He just can't be killed, that's all. The slurred speech originates probably from that barrel of ale he took to cool his body down.
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                          • Hmmm, but I distinctly remember sweeping his ashes off the floor.
                            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                            • Well that complicates things a bit. Maybe his consciousness was transported from his almost-torched body to a new one? I bet you that there are millions of spare Wombats hidden in the Infintely Large Storeroom.
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                              • That's probably it.
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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