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**Immortal Wombat** · August 25, 2002, 15:14

Q: Is that vase expensive?

A: I knew I shouldn't have knocked it on the floor

**OPD** · August 25, 2002, 15:15

Q: What exactly were Gomez's last words?

A: Not once not twice but thrice.

**Immortal Wombat** · August 25, 2002, 15:18

Q: And you said you threw up?

A: Nevermore!

**Adagio** · August 25, 2002, 15:21

Q: Come on, please do it one more time, just for me, wouldn't you?

A: Chineese papercuts are the best...

Az · August 25, 2002, 16:42

Q: Give me a good way to slit my throat?

A: Use an umbrella.

**Adagio** · August 25, 2002, 16:47

Q: I don't have any parachute, what can I use instead?

A: Used toiletpaper

**Immortal Wombat** · August 25, 2002, 16:51

Q: What's the commonest thing you find stuck to the walls in the Mingapulco toilets?

A: -4 coconuts. No, really.

**Vlad Antlerkov** · August 25, 2002, 17:45

Q. How many coconuts do you need for -4 knights?

A. A catapult made entirely of bananas and earwax.

**Adagio** · August 25, 2002, 18:01

Q: What's a thing that shoots with apes, and is mostly yellow, but has a special designed "hearing" ability?

A: A shower, with the taste of Pizza

**Mao** · August 25, 2002, 18:33

Q: What happens when there's an explosion at Tony's House of Pizza

A: 3 T-54s and 8 T-72s

Az · August 25, 2002, 18:56

Q: What does it take to create a decent MBT thread?

A: No game is good enough for me.

**Immortal Wombat** · August 25, 2002, 19:02

Q: So you didn't like Civ3?

A: snaffled by pixies

**ixnay** · August 25, 2002, 19:05

Q: Why did you throw your Xbox out the window?

A: lol its so big

**Immortal Wombat** · August 25, 2002, 19:19

Q: What did Dalgetti's Internet Girlfriend say when she saw the size of his hard drive?

A: By George, I think the boy's got it!

**Skanky Burns** · August 25, 2002, 20:46

Q: Did you hear about that new disease outbreak recently?

A: Unicorns can be used for this purpose.

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