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Q: How can I make "Goring Harry Potter Volume IV"?
A: Ask your mother...
A: Ask your mother...
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Q: What were those springs popping last night?
A: Three French hens, two turtle doves, and a patridge in a pear treeWho wants DVDs? Good prices! I swear!
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Q: What did you kill in the hunt yesterday?
A: Fluffy bunny feet.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q: What will cause Skanky Burns's death one day?
A. Oh yea? And whatcha gonna do about it? Huh?"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
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Q. Jaguar, I just discovered that you've used KaZaa to ware yourself ebooks!
A: I see dead people.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Q: So, whats your favourite party trick?
A: Then his head exploded.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q: What happened just after he picked up the phone?
A: I see living peopleThis space is empty... or is it?Comment
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Q. What happens when you just escape from Mingaculpo ?
A. Lets dance together naked ! Yeehoo !"Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there's not someone following me..."
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Q: What did your parents say just before you were created?
A: Donning my panaloons in all haste.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q. What is nonsense ?
A. A banana, whom one leg is shorther than the other so that it can walk on the ridge of a moutain."Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there's not someone following me..."
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Q: What's the best "mountain walker" the world have ever seen?
A: I'm innocent...at least until the opposite has been proved...This space is empty... or is it?Comment
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Q: What did you say when they caught you on top of the Police Chief's daughter?
A: Its a bucket of mud and its mine, all mine!I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q: What's this thing lodged in your nostril?
A: Breasts. Hundreds of them.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Q: What did you see last night, at that midnight show, you saw?
A: A potato smashed in a cd-coverThis space is empty... or is it?Comment
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Q: What is the tastiest food found in the US?
A: A waterbuffalo on speed.
Edited since ADG got ther first.
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