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Q: What was found in Jeffrey Dahmers bed?
A: I guess kiss is out of the question then..
A: I guess kiss is out of the question then..
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God. -
Q: You used to be a man?
A: Its from evil, evil Finland!I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q: What is Suomi Threadi?
A: A place to park my bike."Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark TwainComment
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Q: What is that bike rack over there for?
A: My foot just fell asleep.Comment
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Q: So why did you drive so fast?!
A: Mostly in TexasIn da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Q: Where do Texans live?
A: A royal visit.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q: What happens seldom at your home?
A: My computer exploded on the moonThis space is empty... or is it?Comment
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Q: Why haven't you posted to Apolyton lately?
A: I'm a cow. Mooooooo."Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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Q: Who do you think you are?
A: 12 August 1932 B.C.This space is empty... or is it?Comment
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Q: When did Ramses II, pharaoh of all Egypt, take a piss?
A: Several hundred gallons of it, I'm afraid.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Q: How much bourbon have you drunk tonight?
A: They came from Alpha Centauri.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q. Where does all the fungus you have all over the body come from ?
A. I guess I must have eaten something not biologic."Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there's not someone following me..."
"I shall return and I shall be billions"Comment
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Q: Why is there a head growing on your shoulder?
A: Beyond Alpha Centauri.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Q. What can you see when you're on the hidden side of the moon.
A. Ni. Ni. Ni. NI NI NI NI NI NI"Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there's not someone following me..."
"I shall return and I shall be billions"Comment
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Q: What did King Arthur and Sir Bedevere say to the old woman?
A: A herring!Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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