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Q: What did the monkey say upon landing on the coconut pile after jumping out of his tree?
A: Ah bugger, I've dropped me dice
A: Ah bugger, I've dropped me dice
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Q: What did the DM say before the game experienced a three hour long hiatus?
A: I think I'm sick.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Q: I've just been caught in bed with a sheep, a pot of marmite and a pair of rubber gloves
A: It happens to all of usConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Q: I just got called a nerd because of all the time I've spent on Apolyton. How about you?
A: Which is why I have to go now.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q: I've been awake for 18 hours, and haven't logged out of 'Poly for more than 20 minutes straight in all that time.
A: Seek help. Its for the bestConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Q: I am continously bugged by IW's lack of actual questions in the question places. What should I do?
A: Oh my god, it's caught fire!Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Q: What happened to the sun?
A: Because the Wombat beat me to it.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Q: Why do I continually have to edit my posts?
A: Dance, dance, dance!I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q: What will you do if I shoot bullets at your feet?
A: I want to be a tree.
One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Q: Why do I feel so bitter when my replies come in late?Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
A: Because the Wombat beat me to it.
A: And Half a pound of treacle, don't forgetConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Q: What did the big bush say to the little bush?
A: Red circle with a white line.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q: And what was the new design for the London Underground map, exactly?
A: I have to work, I'm going to bed.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Q: What did that prostitute just say?
A: Space was never quite the same again.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Q: A member of N-Sync was launched into orbit the other week and...
A: Because of the vernal equinox silly.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Q: Why am I here?
A: 12 skulls in a pile.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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