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You milked him, didn't you, you sick bastard.
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I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
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And I'm a woman's man, so what's the problem?Originally posted by LaurenX2C
Smoking Camels are like inhaling car exhaust. You SLUT benson and hedges are womens ciggarrettes
The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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Not touching that on THIS board.I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
i'm an ignorant greek...MarkGComment
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Will there be a buffet?Originally posted by Guynemer
I extend a standing invitation to all of our smoking posters to come visit me while I'm on my pulmonary rotation. That invitation also applies when I'm on my cardiology rotation, my heme/onc rotation...
The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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Because you are finally getting wiser.Originally posted by Albert Speer
Why is it that lately I've only been agreeing with communists?
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Back when I was stupid, I smoked Malboro 100s, box, occasionally Camel unfiltereds, or a rolled Drum cigarette. My last cigarette was almost a decade ago, and I haven't missed it. God, what a foul taste for a cheep five second buzz.
I don't smoke pot anymore, but that's because I don't have a dealer.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I smoke the wacky tabacky on occasion (got so toasted last night
) but I don't smoke cigs.
Oh, and Newports are for the middle-age dorks. But, then again, this *is* Apolyton.
"It woulda been nice to have naked midgets serving us cocktails everyday." - Brandon Boyd of Incubus
"...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. SpeerComment
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I'm sure I could hook you up che
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Oh my yes. Plenty of pathology specimens for everyone. You name a cancer, we'll have it: small cell, squamous (your choice of mouth, throat, or lung), adeno, transitional cell (for you bladder afficianados), and many others. We'll also have atherosclerotic plaque appetitizers, occluded coronary salad, and an end-stage emphysema dessert that is to die for.Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Will there be a buffet?
Lauren--quit now, while you're young. Do not wait another day. Approximately 85% of smokers started in their teen years--they hook you when you're young, and spend the rest of your life slowly killing you (and those around you). About 25% of all deaths in this country can be attributed to tobacco.
Quit now. Your long-term health will improve. You will also immediately experience improvements in your health and well-being: fewer colds, food will taste better, you'll be able to exercise more.
You will also stop looking like a complete and total fool."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Nah I think it's the sudden lack of vocal republicans here (damn you Imran and Blackdragon!)... no moral (as in the opposite of amoral) Capitalists, so I got to settle for moral communistsBecause you are finally getting wiser.
thanks"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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You're just jealous because us smokers got all the women!Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Real men die of lung cancer
How is the concept of smoking remotely macho anyway? How is it masculine to have to have sticks of compacted plant burning in your mouth, to be dependent on small cancer sticks and not to be able to live without them? How is the habit macho when women engage in it just as liberally?
Smoking? Pah
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!Comment
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I work in a hospital where about 50% of the nursing staff smokes. Your wasting your time trying to convince others to stop.Originally posted by Guynemer
Oh my yes. Plenty of pathology specimens for everyone. You name a cancer, we'll have it: small cell, squamous (your choice of mouth, throat, or lung), adeno, transitional cell (for you bladder afficianados), and many others. We'll also have atherosclerotic plaque appetitizers, occluded coronary salad, and an end-stage emphysema dessert that is to die for.
Lauren--quit now, while you're young. Do not wait another day. Approximately 85% of smokers started in their teen years--they hook you when you're young, and spend the rest of your life slowly killing you (and those around you). About 25% of all deaths in this country can be attributed to tobacco.
Quit now. Your long-term health will improve. You will also immediately experience improvements in your health and well-being: fewer colds, food will taste better, you'll be able to exercise more.
You will also stop looking like a complete and total fool.
Fewer colds? Very rarely do I get colds.
Food will taste better? I work in a hospital, I don't really WANT to be able to taste the food.
Able to exercise more? You mean if I quit, I'll actually WANT to exercise?
Camel Ultra-light 100'sDon't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Winston lights.
"I don't beleive in lung cancer"
-Bruce Willis.Comment
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hmmm.... if a movie star says it, then it must be true!!!Originally posted by Serb
Winston lights.
"I don't beleive in lung cancer"
-Bruce Willis.
"I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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