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  • #16
    You too will be old one day. Old people's brain's tend not to work as well and they get easily confused. This is why they are targets for cons so often.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #17
      I have often thought that was at least partially because they didn't exercise their minds enough

      Jon Miller
      Jon Miller-
      I AM.CANADIAN
      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Tiamat
        Ming ~ I would be curious to know what you would have said so I can use it next time.
        I would have walked right up next to her... and in a loud voice...

        MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE... People... Listen Up.

        Right here standing next to me is the most selfish person you will ever meet. Take a good look folks, so you can identify others like her.

        She either is stupid and can't read, or she thinks that she is more important than you are, and that she shouldn't have to wait in a long line like you do.

        I'd like to take a vote... How many people think she is just plain stupid and can't read... come on now, raise your hands.

        Now... How many people just think she is a selfish little battle ax...

        Come on... let's see those hands...

        So remember folks... the next time you see a woman that looks like this... you will know.

        Thankyou for your time... carry on...
        Keep on Civin'
        RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #19
          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
          You too will be old one day. Old people's brain's tend not to work as well and they get easily confused. This is why they are targets for cons so often.
          I am relatively older then alot of people here and the woman in question was only late 30's maybe 40 with two kids in tow.
          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Ming


            I would have walked right up next to her... and in a loud voice...

            MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE... People... Listen Up.

            Right here standing next to me is the most selfish person you will ever meet. Take a good look folks, so you can identify others like her.

            She either is stupid and can't read, or she thinks that she is more important than you are, and that she shouldn't have to wait in a long line like you do.

            I'd like to take a vote... How many people think she is just plain stupid and can't read... come on now, raise your hands.

            Now... How many people just think she is a selfish little battle ax...

            Come on... let's see those hands...

            So remember folks... the next time you see a woman that looks like this... you will know.

            Thankyou for your time... carry on...



            BRILLIANT ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Tiamat
              I am relatively older then alot of people here and the woman in question was only late 30's maybe 40 with two kids in tow.
              Well that's different entirely. You shoulda followed her out to the parking lot and slashed her tires.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                all talk
                "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Ming


                  I would have walked right up next to her... and in a loud voice...

                  MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE... People... Listen Up.

                  Right here standing next to me is the most selfish person you will ever meet. Take a good look folks, so you can identify others like her.

                  She either is stupid and can't read, or she thinks that she is more important than you are, and that she shouldn't have to wait in a long line like you do.

                  I'd like to take a vote... How many people think she is just plain stupid and can't read... come on now, raise your hands.

                  Now... How many people just think she is a selfish little battle ax...

                  Come on... let's see those hands...

                  So remember folks... the next time you see a woman that looks like this... you will know.

                  Thankyou for your time... carry on...
                  I would pay to see that

                  Jon Miller
                  Jon Miller-
                  I AM.CANADIAN
                  GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                  • #24
                    Nah, I believe Ming actually would say that!
                    And I would love to see that too!
                    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Jon Miller
                      I would pay to see that
                      Jon Miller
                      Too bad you weren't there... it got a great reception by the other shoppers. I had them cheering and laughing at the lady I was making fun of. I don't think that lady has ever come back to that store again since
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #26
                        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Ming


                          I would have walked right up next to her... and in a loud voice...

                          MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE... People... Listen Up.

                          Right here standing next to me is the most selfish person you will ever meet. Take a good look folks, so you can identify others like her.

                          She either is stupid and can't read, or she thinks that she is more important than you are, and that she shouldn't have to wait in a long line like you do.

                          I'd like to take a vote... How many people think she is just plain stupid and can't read... come on now, raise your hands.

                          Now... How many people just think she is a selfish little battle ax...

                          Come on... let's see those hands...

                          So remember folks... the next time you see a woman that looks like this... you will know.

                          Thankyou for your time... carry on...

                          Since you live in the states she could have sued your ass for everything you owned and won! lol.
                          Join the army, travel to foreign countries, meet exotic people -
                          and kill them!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by markusf
                            Since you live in the states she could have sued your ass for everything you owned and won! lol.
                            Not a jury in the world would convict me
                            Keep on Civin'
                            RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #29
                              No she couldn't. Shouting isn't sueable . . . except in California maybe.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #30
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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