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  • Express Lane and Cash Only Mean JUST THAT!!

    So you walk into the grocery store do your quick shopping and get to the check out counter. You know the one with the HUGE sign that says 15 items and CASH ONLY!!

    This lady in front of me puts up an almost full basket of groceries holding up the line. Several people start the heavy sighing and shifting their items. She looks around and notices that people are getting agitated. Then the crowning jewel. Can you see it coming??!??

    CAN I WRITE A CHECK FOR THIS? I thought the lady behind me was going to explode. The poor checker looks back at the line that is now 7 people deep. I felt so sorry for that guy. He said yes as long as the information is correct. This does it. The lady behind me looses it. She says very loudly while the lady is writing the check. "Cash only! Can you not read the freeking sign?!?!!" To which the lady reals on me because she didn't see who said it and thought it was me. She fires back with you don't have to be so rude while pointing her finger and shaking her head and then says....."some people."

    Now up to this point I've been quite but that did it. I informed her quite loudly that I am not the one who said it and further more maybe if she had studied in her remedial reading classes she could see the 5 foot sign above her head that said quite clearly that it was a cash only EXPRESS lane and that frankly she should be made to rebuggy up all her items and take them over to a line that wasn't express!!!!!

    PMS and Hormones are a wonderful thing

    But really how hard is it to see the sign and follow the rules?
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    Re: Express Lane and Cash Only Mean JUST THAT!!

    Originally posted by Tiamat
    But really how hard is it to see the sign and follow the rules?
    Not hard at all. Unless you're the one who didn't read it and follow them.

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    • #3


      Sounds a lot like people at my work.
      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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      • #4
        You were a lot nicer than I would have been
        Keep on Civin'
        RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #5
          Well it's the store right around the corner from my house and I'm in there all the time so I didn't want to get banned from the store
          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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          • #6
            hehe, good story
            "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
            You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

            "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tiamat
              Well it's the store right around the corner from my house and I'm in there all the time so I didn't want to get banned from the store
              Again... you were FAR nicer than I would have been.
              That lady wouldn't have dared to shop in that store again after I was through with her
              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #8
                But Ming, you don't have a banning rod in real life.
                I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Skanky Burns
                  But Ming, you don't have a banning rod in real life.
                  My mouth is a very exceptable weapon in real life
                  Keep on Civin'
                  RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • #10
                    you're too shrimpy to be percieved as a threat

                    we've seen pictures
                    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                    • #11
                      I woulda stopped her before she unloaded. Sometimes though people get called over because the line is empty at the time.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #12
                        Ahhh but you see she was a tricky one. She got there right before we all did and was already unloading when we arrived. She was in mid unload so what's a person to do?

                        Ming ~ I would be curious to know what you would have said so I can use it next time.
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                        • #13
                          case closed?

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                          • #14
                            Ah... what a dumb idiot. One wonders why some people are such morons that can't read signs two inches from their faces.
                            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                            • #15
                              True, true. Worse yet the sign saying Cash Only was 4 ft tall and about 2 ft wide. A bit hard to miss if you ask me.
                              Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                              Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                              Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                              You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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