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  • #46
    What was the name of the guy:

    English Ski Jumper



    Edwards "the eagle" or what
    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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    • #47
      Without England the world would be without that special "it's fun because we tried group". Losers everywhere would be forlorn and despondant.
      Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****

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      • #48
        If there was no Wimbeldon - Goran Ivanisevic would be a lozer forever

        and guess who he beat in the semi beacuse of English rain
        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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        • #49
          It's OK to lose! Games are meant to be fun. You guys might win all the time but we enjoy ourselves.
          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
          We've got both kinds

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          • #50
            Do you really?
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #51
              If they wanted food, weather, and women, they could have saved themselves a lot of trouble and just taken Italy.
              It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. Benjamin Disraeli

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              • #52
                Nah, their football is too negative.
                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                We've got both kinds

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                • #53
                  And MikeH enjoys himself all day and all night long.
                  Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****

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                  • #54
                    I certainly do. Masturbating mainly. Nothing I love more at night or in the morning than whipping the old chap out, taking Captain Picard to warp speed and spraying sticky white love piss over my belly.
                    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                    We've got both kinds

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                    • #55
                      As long as the Shaker isn't involved I guess it's ok. because if the Shaker was involved that would be gay, and being gay is bad. And gay.
                      Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****

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                      • #56
                        There's nothing gay about shaking milky white coconuts from the veiny love tree, we know what we're talking about. We still have foreskins!
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #57
                          Disease infested foreskins. And it is gay if your doing your shaking on a guy named Rich.
                          Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****

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                          • #58
                            We have showers and baths, and we don't have sensationless sex. No wonder you hear so many American sportsmen saying things are better than sex! All the British athletes are too busy spanking their planks to train.
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
                              So the scorecard


                              USA: 1 Win No loss, 1 Draw
                              Britian/Canada: No Wins, 1 Loss, 1 Draw



                              USA!
                              America should play away sometime. Try to beat England on our home turf, no-one has done that since before your country was founded.
                              Last edited by Dauphin; August 2, 2002, 18:18.
                              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin


                                America should play away sometime. Try to beat England on our home turf, no-one has done that since before your country was founded.

                                Who would willingly take England?
                                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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