Why England tried to conquer the world.

[Imran Siddiqui]

And there are a few exceptions to the British women = uglyness thing. Elizabeth Hurley for instance.

[MikeH]

Basically we looked at the rest of the world, realised it sucked and decided to stay where we were where it's nice and safe and easy.

[Q Classic]

dangerous wildlife? what do you call the royal family? the spice girls? that jade girl from big brother?

[Q Classic]

except that you brits found good food, good looking women, and good weather elsewhere...

[MikeH]

They are all harmless you big girl.

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
ah, so ugliness vs. easiness...

hm...

just how loose are they in england ?

...put it this way, the average blokes ideal night out is to go out with 10 of his mates, drink himself in to a stupor and then go for a curry, and even at the end of all that the chances are that if he wants to get laid he will!

[MikeH]

Oh and we can laugh at ourselves here and not get all offended when someone takes the piss out of our ridiculous country.

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by MikeH
Oh and we can laugh at ourselves here and not get all offended when someone takes the piss out of our ridiculous country.

...what could you be getting at?

[Immortal Wombat]

Its hard to get satisfaction from taking the piss out of Britain, because we're giving it away free to the rest of the world.

[Q Classic]

what? i got it from an irish friend.

of course he wanted to piss on your ridiculous country

[Shi Huangdi]

"and not wanting to go to france"

But they did want to go to France, that's why they tried to conquer it in the Hundred Year's War! Unfortunately for them, they suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of the French.

*Laughs at the English for losing a war to FRANCE"

[MikeH]

One war! We kicked their garlic stinking, frog eating french arses so many times we lost count. We beat millions of the buggers at Waterloo after they conquered the rest of Europe. A few peasants beat hordes of their heavily armoured knights at Agincore.

We beat them nearly as many times as we beat the Scots!

Oh and who needed help from the French to win their independence? AND who's capitol was raised by the Canadians!!! THE CANADIANS!!! At least the French have some military history! They aren't just a couple of flappy heads with pitchforks!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Canadians? I thought you should take credit for burning Washington. After all, it was your troops.

[MikeH]

It's more humiliating for you to think of them as Canadians.

[Q Classic]

but they were redcoats, and thus, british...