Questions about immigration to the USA

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by Pekka
paiktis, not reallly, but i'm very tired, woke up like 4am.

Caligastia, thanks for comforting my mind . Yes, i know that i must have a job sponsoring me for that.. that's not a problem plus my parents happen to live there too, but they are moving back in some time though. I won't come illegally, maybe I'll just have to marry one of you .
And I'm pretty sure they wouldn't find out, but I want to do it the right way you know.. i'm a stand up guy these days....

If your parents are US citizens, or even permanent residents, you should be able to come over through them.

[Dan Severn]

Originally posted by Pekka
dinodoc, you have good memory . Yes that's true. I'm still thinking maybe joining. If I come there and get a job, feeling good and wanting to stay, then definately.
I don't believe in free rides.

Join the Marines. The army never gets to have any fun.

[Pekka]

Nah, won't work.. I'm over 21. I just did some more research and Yeeeeeees *with cartmans voice* i don't have a record. In fact, when i delived the police certificate, it should be clean. yyeeeah. Should be no problem. Of course our secret police keeps the records (not a secret), but i don't think they''ll go there. It's not like we call the cia and feds if someone wants to come here.

[Pekka]

Dan Severn, That's my ultimate goal. I'm always happy when I have my hands full with digging the foxholes and never getting sleep, RR, rights.. maybe some boot in my ass at the same time and little humiliation.. then i'm happy. It's sad cause it's true .

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by Pekka
Nah, won't work.. I'm over 21. I just did some more research and Yeeeeeees *with cartmans voice* i don't have a record. In fact, when i delived the police certificate, it should be clean. yyeeeah. Should be no problem. Of course our secret police keeps the records (not a secret), but i don't think they''ll go there. It's not like we call the cia and feds if someone wants to come here.

Heres a tip. When they ask you if you have ever been arrested, say no.

When they get you to fill out a form that asks you if you have ever done anything against the law which you werent caught for (they will BTW), admit nothing.

[Dan Severn]

HEY!

I'm headed for a commission, so you better hope I'm not your lieutenant if you do enlist!

[Pekka]

Well.. if you're wussy with no intend to give privates rough time both physically and mentally, then i hope so . omg i'd love to be a private again. It's just too much fun.. though i'm afraid it's going to be a little *****.

Caligastia, YEah.. but if they check up on to you, then you're screwed big time, as in don't bother to try again.

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by Pekka
Caligastia, YEah.. but if they check up on to you, then you're screwed big time, as in don't bother to try again.

Believe me, they wont check up any further than checking your record. I work for the govt now, so I know how lax they are.

[Pekka]

Ok.. and since i have to bring that police certificate myself to them, and if it's clean.. then i'm clean damn it! .
But I still want to consult some of the people in here, just in case.
It's like the ladies asking you when you're going to the airport if the bag never leaved your sight etc. you just say no, everything's ok, even if you left it from your sight for 2 seconds.

[Pekka]

But if i do that, i'm gonna have problems with myself lying to the officials forever!
Then again we had this foreign guy and he became MP officer, and he had a looooong list of things in his old country.. that's the way it goes i guess then.

[Caligastia]

If you have a problem lying, america isnt for you.

[Ramo]

If you want to go to live in the South, Austin is the place to be. A huge computer industry, great food, an awesome music scene, few right-wing nutjobs; what more can you ask for.

Of course, the weather does blow, but, like I said, the weather is pretty nasty in most of the South.

[Imran Siddiqui]

in the case of jersey, it's new york.

Ahem... you are forgetting Philadelphia as well .

Once you get away from the cities (NorthWest and SouthEast of the state), it's all farmlands or pine barrens or beach. I live on the beach (for now).

although, if you want to come to atlanta for law, high-tech, finance, or medicine, it's a good bet.

Thank you.

because as cities go, atlanta isn't very good.

I actually thought it was quite nice. Much better than New York or Philly. Perhaps the best US city I've ever seen (and I've seen a bunch).

[Stefu]

Heres a tip. When they ask you if you have ever been arrested, say no.

Also, when they ask whether you are or ever have been the member of the Communist Party, say no.

Also, the part where they ask you whether you plan to smuggle drugs to America? No is the correct answer for that, too.

[Dan Severn]

Stefu, you just won my vote for the Texas House of Representatives. Better than the used car salesman...