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  • #31
    Maybe she'll start sharpening all of your pencils down to the nub.
    Life and death is a grave matter;
    all things pass quickly away.
    Each of you must be completely alert;
    never neglectful, never indulgent.

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    • #32
      What a bastard.
      "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
      Drake Tungsten
      "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
      Albert Speer

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      • #33
        Listen, you lot. If push comes to shove over this damn waste-of-space of a crudely bonsai-ed flowering whatever-it-is, I have her ultimate punishment up my sleeve. We have a digital camera. She often has rollers in her hair in the morning prior to heading off to work at the Evil Empire.

        To paraphrase a famous Australian advertising slogan: "One click ... and she's gone!"

        " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
        "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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        • #34
          what evil empire??

          Jon Miller
          Jon Miller-
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          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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          • #35
            Ha ha ha...the mouse that roared!
            Life and death is a grave matter;
            all things pass quickly away.
            Each of you must be completely alert;
            never neglectful, never indulgent.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by finbar

              We have a digital camera.
              You didn't last weekend

              If you have a camera, post a photo of the beloved shrub for us.
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Alexander's Horse


                You didn't last weekend
                Sorry. Clarification. Digital video.

                If you have a camera, post a photo of the beloved shrub for us.
                I suppose I could. I might wait till it's a hole in the ground.
                " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
                "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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                • #38
                  give us a step by step series of pictures

                  my freind did that when he shaved his beard and it was good for a few laughs

                  Jon miller
                  Jon Miller-
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                  GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Jon Miller
                    what evil empire??

                    Jon Miller
                    Sorry, JM, it's an, um, Australian multi-billionaire media mogul joke which obviously doesn't travel.
                    " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
                    "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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                    • #40
                      ah

                      see, I was wondering if it was Mircosoft (The evil empire here), but was betting that wasn't universal

                      Jon Miller
                      Jon Miller-
                      I AM.CANADIAN
                      GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Jon Miller
                        ah

                        see, I was wondering if it was Mircosoft (The evil empire here), but was betting that wasn't universal

                        Jon Miller
                        No, but relatively speaking, you're in the right territory in terms of Evilness.
                        " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
                        "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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                        • #42
                          Re: The Friends of Mrs Finbar's Camelia Bush

                          Camelia isn't in the fernicus Australis family is it?
                          Much as I may relish the challenge of taking up arms in defense of such a noble cause as the aforementioned shrub, I fear my talents may lie closer to the other side ...

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                          • #43
                            This is the most common camelia around Sydney

                            Damn you I got leftover pasta from our caff today and only found one lousy piece of chicken in the tub
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                            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                            • #44
                              Re: This is the most common camelia around Sydney

                              Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                              Damn you I got leftover pasta from our caff today and only found one lousy piece of chicken in the tub
                              The truly scary thing about that is you'd asked for the Alfredo which wouldn't've been within a million miles of a chook. Are you sure it's a piece of chook? How many wings and hairy legs does it have?
                              " ... and the following morning I should see the Boks wallop the Wallabies again?" - Havak
                              "The only thing worse than being quoted in someone's sig is not being quoted in someone's sig." - finbar, with apologies to Oscar Wilde.

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                              • #45
                                Look before that I went up the Italian Club and had a Lavazza coffee, that covers many sins.

                                Paradise f*cking lost - don't touch that tree again before Saturday please.
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                                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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