Movie Quotes, What Are Your Favorites ?

[Dan Severn]

Oy, movie quotes! I love those!


Ghostbusters

"Vinkman, you never studied."

Blazing Saddles

"Why y'all lyin' around like it's 120 degrees out? Can't be more'n 114!"

"Damn near lost a 400 dollar Hand Cart!"

"Wire Headly Llamar, and tell him I said... *Bart hits him with a shovel* ...OW!"
"Tell... him... I ... said... ow. Got it!"

"Fine, we'll give some land to the [african americans]** and the chinks. BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!"

"That's headley Llamar! Not heady!
What do you care! This is 1876! You can sue her!"

"Let's give 'im to MONGO!
Naw, that's cruel!"

Major Payne

"If he's still in there, he ain't happy."

"Because he's 6? Woman, when I was 6, I had a full-time job!"

Stripes

"We're Mutts! Here's proof- his nose is cold!"



I'll think of more later



McHale's Navy

"We've been up since the crack of noon, sir."

[Boris Godunov]

Ghostbusters.

"My girlfriend sleeps above the covers. FOUR FEET above the covers..."

"So...she's a dog."

"When someone asks you if you are a god, YOU SAY YES!"

"Yes, it's true. This man has no d!ck."

"I love this town!"

[Arrian]

"I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!" -Ghostbusters (Vinkman)

[To the horse] "Wait for the sign, then all prisoners will be released" [to carriage driver] "YOU WILL PERISH IN FLAMES!" - Ghostbusters (the Keymaster)

:nods to Boris on "KHAAAAAN!" and "If someone asks if you're a God, you say YES!":

-Arrian

[DaShi]

"People who speak in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch."

[CapitanGarlic]

"Yippee kay-ay, Motherf***er." -- Die Hard

"Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!"
" Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv'...Ni!" -- Monty Python, of course.

[Arrian]

"Excuuuuse me while I whip this out." - Blazing Saddles (the Sheriff)

"I have not yet begun to defile myself." - Tombstone (Doc Holiday)

"Damnit, Jones, where doesn't it hurt?!"
"HERE!" [points to elbow] - Raiders of the Lost Arc (Marianne/Indy)

"You want to talk to God? Fine, let's go see him together. I have nothing better to do." - Raiders (Indy to Bellock)

Good Morning, Vietnam:

[helicopter noise] "Well, we've got a water buffalo jackknifed up here on the Ho Chi Min trail. It's pretty bad - there's horns everywhere. We're gonna drop a little napalm and cook him down."

"How's the weather up there?"
"It's HOT! Damn hot! So hot I can cook eggs in my shorts"
"So it's pretty warm?" [or something like that, I forget]
"Fool, I said it's HOT! I'm gonna do some crotch-pot cooking"

"You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any man alive." -same

-Arrian

[loinburger]

"You're only King of two things right now: Jack and ****, and Jack just left town."
-Army of Darkness (Ash)

"You should come work for me, in Heaven. You'll love it up there. Nobody tells you when to go to bed, you get to eat all the ice cream you want, you get to kill--all day, all night, just like an angel."
-The Prophecy (Gabriel)

[Rex Little]

The Odd Couple:
"I've got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches."
"What's in the green sandwiches?"
"It's either very new cheese or very old meat."
"I'll have a brown sandwich."

[SpencerH]

Arnold

"Its not a tuma"

[Juggernaut]

"You mean I got all the crap genes?!" Danny DeVito, Twins.

[Par4]

If someone has already meantioned these well too bad I'm saying em again

Apoc Now-

Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
So we don't get our balls blown off.

You either surf or you fight.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

[Saras]

"Yeah baby, you know I like it like that" - Donkey speaking in his sleep (Shrek)

[Skanky Burns]

"Its an ugly plantet, a bug planet. A planet hostile to life."
Starship Troopers

[knowhow2]

"May the force be with you."-StarWars

"He's looking at you, kid."-Casablanca

"Frankly my dear. I don't give a dam."-Gone with wind

"-I want the truth!
-You can't handle the truth!"-A few good men

"You can be my wingman anytime."-Topgun

"-****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****, ****....
-How many **** is that?
-A lot"- The Reservoir Dogs

[knowhow2]

"Is the car right? The chicks love the car"-Batman Forever

"Yippikaye mother ****er!"-Die Hard

"I'll be back."-Terminator Jugdementday

"Adrian! Adrain!"-Rocky I & II

"Nothing is over, nothing!"-Rambo First Blood