Movie Quotes, What Are Your Favorites ?

[aaglo]

"It's just a fleshwound" - M.P, the holy grail

"What you're going to do, bleed on me? " - the same

"Run away! Run away!" - the same

King arthur: "At last, Camelot!"
Sir galahad: "Camelot!"
Somebody else: "Camelot!"
Armourbearer: "It's only a model..." - the same

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Off the top of my head:

"You're not very bright, are you? I like that in a man."
-- Body Heat

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings."
-- The Big Sleep

"If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in His name, He'd never stop throwing up."
-- Hannah and Her Sisters

"There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then? We're consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally ill.
-- Twelve Monkeys

[Richelieu]

Jack is the man!

From "A few good men".

I have neither the time nor the
inclination to explain myself to a man who
rises and sleeps under the blanket of the
very freedom I provide, then questions the
manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer
you just said thank you and went on your
way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
weapon and stand a post. Either way, I
don't give a damn what you think you're
entitled to.

[Richelieu]

Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham.


I believe in the soul, the c0ck,
the pu$$y, the small of a woman's
back, the hanging curve ball,
high fiber, good scotch, long
foreplay, show tunes, and that
the novels of Thomas Pynchon are
self-indulgent, overrated crap.

I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald
acted alone, I believe that there
oughtta be a constitutional
amendment outlawing astro-turf
and the designated hitter, I
believe in the "sweet spot", voting
every election, soft core
pornography, chocolate chip
cookies, opening your presents on
Christmas morning rather than
Christmas eve, and I believe in
long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses
that last for 7 days.

[SlowwHand]

Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid (Paul Newman and Robert Redford)


Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
The Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?
The Sundance Kid: I can't swim.
Butch Cassidy: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you.


----------------------------

Butch : I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

"Worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!" -- Mathias, Monty Python's The Life of Brian

"His head smashed in, and his heart cut out/and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged/and his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned up/and his pen--" "That's enough for today, lads!" -- Minstrel and Sir Robin, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine..." -- Obi-wan Kenobi, ANH

[moomin]

"You sold what?"

- Molly Flanders

[CapitanGarlic]

Blazing Saddles:

"That's the finest frontier gibberish I've heard in years!"

[Inverse Icarus]

American History X is my favorite movie.

Quotes:

Derek Vinyard: We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?

Derek Vinyard: One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?

and finally

Daniel "Danny" Vinyard: Hate is baggage... Life is too short to be pissed all the time.

[WarHawk]

You feel lucky today Punk? Dirty Harry
& Message for you sir: Monty Python

[Unix]

Welcome to the party!! Drugs on the left..............Hookers on the RIght! (bachlor party)

A need a shave, a bath cup o coffe and a good woman. (Up the creek)

Who is your daddy and what does he do? (Kindergaden Cop)

[WarHawk]

You feel lucky today Punk? Dirty Harry
& Message for you sir: Monty Python

[Clear Skies]

I still love:
"If it it just us in the universe, seems like an awful waste of space, right?"
- Jodie Foster, Contact

[Sten Sture]

"v-something d-o-o economics? Anyone, anyone? - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

-> the best site for movie quotes imo is www.imdb.com

[Sten Sture]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!


Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!


- The classic sequence in Monty Python and the Holy Grail