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  • #46
    Originally posted by Provost Harrison
    Oh, and lest we forget Wayne. Damn, that name makes me want to puke
    Don't forget Waynetta

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    • #47
      Gertrude, horrid name.
      Having that name pretty much seals up your future, doesn't it.

      Some more - Bo, Ezekiel, Abel, Barry

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      • #48
        A friend noticed there was a woman who used to work at the Department of Engineering called Fuk Wae-Yung
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Juggler


          Having that name pretty much seals up your future, doesn't it.

          Some more - Bo, Ezekiel, Abel, Barry
          Hey! I like Ezekiel!

          Ezekiel Reza, What do you think?
          Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
          Anti-bush and anti-Bush.
          "Who's your Daddy? You know who your Daddy is, huh?? It's me! Yeah.. I'm your Daddy! Uh-huh! How come I'm your Daddy! 'Coz I did this to your Mama? Yeah, your Mama! Yeah this your Mama! Your Mama! You suck man, but your Mama's sweet! You suck, but your Mama, ohhh... Uh-huh, your Mama! Far out man, you do suck, but not as good as your Mama! So what's it gonna be? Spit or swallow, sissy boy?" - Superfly, joecartoon

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          • #50
            Actually I always considered Ezekiel to be medieval (that is till I met a man with such name )

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            • #51
              My grandfathers-grandfather was called Moses.
              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Leo826
                I think that George Carlin said it right when he listed the worst boy names: (of course, I mean no offence to anyone with these names)

                Kyle
                Todd
                Tucker
                Tyler
                Taylor

                I mean, when these people grow up, are they still going to be called "Tyler"? It's a cute name for a 6 year old, but not for a 40 year old.
                Hey now, there's absolutely nothing wrong with "Kyle". I don't think it's a cute name at all. All the other ones I see your point, though.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Boddington's
                  Or that may just be because emo bad The Juliana Theory did a song called August in Bethany, and when I was in the States I went to Bethany Beach to see what they liked so much about it.
                  Bethany Beach is very nice. I used to go to the Deleware beached a lot when I was a kid. Mostly Rehobeth.

                  Of course, nice as the beach was, I'd never name a kid Rehobeth.
                  John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                  • #54
                    I always that Olga was a wierd name. Speaking of strange names I once meet a woman who named her daughter "Stardust". She must have either been stupid or hated her child because the poor thing will have to go through her entire life being teased and taunted because her mother wanted to be a trendy hippy. I can only hope the child had a normal middle name.

                    On another note I read about a family with the surname Wall who named their son Stone. Kind of funny but not as far out as Stardust.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #55
                      Did you know that the 1939 New York City phone book had almost as many people with the first name Adolf as it did James? In 1994 there were only three people listed named Adolf and all of them were very old.
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #56
                        In Finland, names Unelma, Sirpa and Leena are all perfectly fine girl names, but when put together ("Unelma Sirpa Leena) they spell out "broken dream".

                        Apparently, some couple who had hoped for a boy had named their girl just that...
                        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                          A friend noticed there was a woman who used to work at the Department of Engineering called Fuk Wae-Yung
                          The irony is that her last name means "fortunate', IIRC.
                          *grumbles about work*

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                          • #58
                            Hmmm... I was almost (but not, thank god) named Rhett. Eeww.

                            A friend of mine almost was dubbed 'Lek'. That would have been terrible, as his last name is already bad: Petrusaitis(pet-ra-site-is) sounds like a disease
                            Talent Optional

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Echinda
                              I worked with a guy once whose first name was actually "Junior". Apparently his parents were a little unclear on the concept.

                              Edit: Candidate for most unfortunate name ever: a great guy who now goes by Sam Lu. He was a friend of my sister who moved to Canada from Vietnam as a refugee when he was a kid in the early seventies. When he was being processed by Immigration Canada, he told them his actual name and the officer advised him to change it to Sam. What was that original name you ask?
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                              Phoq Lu.
                              Hitomi is a great name, by the way.
                              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                              "Capitalism ho!"

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                              • #60
                                Just in case no one has said this one yet, i vote as the worst name in the history of the universe as......

                                Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily

                                To Yates and Hutchence - you have departed this earth, but your poor child has to live with that atrocious name for THE REST OF HER LIFE!!!! Well, at least until she's 18, anyways

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