Women. Fabulous or Foul satanic hags?

[Faboba]

"there"

Their?

[faded glory]

ya whatever

Now I think i'll go howl at the moon.

[Lorizael]

This needs to be one of those boxy ones with the more than one choice thing. Then I'd pick 'em all. But cuz it's not, I had to go with bananas.

I mean really, sometimes women are wonderful. They are more fun than those barrel things that have those creatures in 'em that are a lot like us but are brown and furry and stuff.

And sometimes I swear they're worse than that dude himself down there in the big hot pit thing with all the other bad people like me that did things that were against the dude way up in the cloudy place.

Gah. No... I'm not on anything or off anything or stuff. This is the whole sleep thing. Or lack there of. Or someting. Yah, definetely something.

[Urban Ranger]

I agree. The poll should allow multiple selections

[Bereta_Eder]

I am biased in favor of women.

[Gibsie]

I like women's lovely bundles of joy

[Bereta_Eder]

and lovely bundles of joy is wrong. it objectifies women.

women are our sweet thang.

[MikeH]

Women are both lovely bundles of joy and hormone-crazed evil psychopaths with evil schemes

I am a vibrating love banana, unfortunately there's no-one to hear my buzzing little tune.

[Inverse Icarus]

from my dealings with women (only 18) i've discovered that most of them (not all) are idiotic, illogical, annoying "satanic hags" as you put it.

i know a few good ones, but they're probably just closet satanic hags,

[Bereta_Eder]

you just have to know how to deal with them


not that i know or anyone else i think.

and the infamous dog song is proving correct yet again


tis gynaikas i kardia

the woman's heart is an abyss

sometimes hell and sometimes the paradise.


yesiree

[SuperSneak]

They're not so bad if you are on your toes and head off lunacy at the pass.
Sometimes I get lazy and then end up being blindsided because I have not scattered enough rose petals in her path.
The thing I like the most about them is their capacity for love, which I think greatly exceeds our own (and thus leads to problems of their expectations exceeding reality).
The thing I like least is the hormonal surges and dumbfounding mood swings--I find this to be really irritating.
But, seeing as how I'm about to walk the plank--er, get married--I'd better suck it up and learn to live with it, eh?

[Bereta_Eder]

an right wing old man who was the founder and owner of a big air conditioning for factories company has told me:


there are three types of marriage:

1) you are in love with the woman but she is not
2) she is in love with you but you are not
3) you are both in love with eachother

and he told me the best marriage is #2.

I didnt like that propably because I am too stupid?

[Ramo]

Lovely evil bananas.

[Lincoln]

I guess that #2 would have more control over the other. I guess that makes the guy happy.

[Inverse Icarus]

Originally posted by paiktis22
an right wing old man who was the founder and owner of a big air conditioning for factories company has told me:


there are three types of marriage:

1) you are in love with the woman but she is not
2) she is in love with you but you are not
3) you are both in love with eachother

and he told me the best marriage is #2.

I didnt like that propably because I am too stupid?

yes, in my psychology course we went over how in every relationship, the person who loves the other LESS has the upper hand in the relationship, and often ends up being the dominant figure of the two (or three ). That crazy right wing air conditioner guy may have a point. but if you want to be an idealist, go for mutual love.