Women. Fabulous or Foul satanic hags?

[lightblue]

Hmm I think women are fundamentally great Then again new relationship, so forgot all the previous ripping your heart out events, so I might be slightly biased.

[- Groucho -]

Women - sigh - gotta love em.

[Faboba]

Originally posted by Saint Marcus
I've got enough experience with women to know they are evil. Fundamentally evil.

I've only got another fifty-two minutes to fulfill my 'your mother' jokes quota for the day so I hope you'll forgive me for saying...

Your mother's fundementally evil!

[Freeze]

Splendid!

[*End Is Forever*]

*insert appropriate angsty song here*

There's a beautiful sky tonight, and if you were by my side then we could share it, but you're gone...
So come at me with your moon, and burn me in the stars, 'cause... nothing matters anymore...

If I could only see you now, for about an hour?
Maybe just a minute, just to ask...
What he's got that I don't have? Is it his brown eyes?

I know blue eyes get boring, but I'll wear dark glasses all the time...
And, hey if you want me to? I'll take a knife to my own bright eyes...

If I could only see you now, for about an hour?
Maybe just a minute, just to ask...
What he's got that I don't have? Is it his brown eyes?

Well, I'll give you a thousand reasons that tonight...
You should grant me this one wish.

Like the one year of my life that I gave to you
And now you put me through hell, you break me up.
I should hate you, but I can't replace you in my heart.
Why am I so pathetic? Don't get it why you won't return my calls...

Can't you look at me once?
And please if you got a minute... enjoy this lonely sky with me.
It'll swallow us whole if we only let it...

If I could only see you now, for about an hour?
Maybe just a minute, just to ask...
What he's got that I don't have? Is it his brown eyes?
Well, I'll give you a thousand reasons that tonight...
You should grant me this one wish.

Like the one year of my life that I gave to you
And now you put me through hell, you break me up.
If this sky's going to eat us
Then I'd like to be digested into a million pieces with you,
I'd love to be scattered to hell with you.
To hell with you...
To hell with you.

[Flubber]

I agree with blackice

Women and men are the same in that all the individuals are different . I know women that are so wonderful they seem to be angels and others that are satanic spawn. . . good and bad.

[*End Is Forever*]

For the record, I'm voting "lovely bundles of joy". Just because.

[Faboba]

Re: *insert appropriate angsty song here*

Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
There's a beautiful sky tonight, and if you were by my side then

......

To hell with you.

Which google tells me is 'Sell My Old Clothes, I'm Off To Heaven' by 'Saves The Day'.

So there you go.....

[Freeze]

how about something a little more ironic?

blues traveler?

[Faboba]

What?!?!

[faded glory]

Ya they can be crazy sometimes. But what would we be doing in bed without them????? We would have nobody to have sex with.

God Bless Women!

Vibrating Love Banana? lol.....You know a few years ago on See&Hear.com I saw a chick do a really cool thing with a banana :Cute:

[Faboba]

Originally posted by faded glory
We would have nobody to have sex with.

The gay pride marchers might see fit to argue...

Though I think we can all agree that without women the outlook for our species would be fairly... bleak.

[Alexander's Horse]

I didn't vote in the poll because women are all those things.

Basically women are heaven and hell - can't live with em, can't live without em.

Mrs Horse was going to divorce me 2 days ago and I was like, "where do I sign?" Today she's coming along to inspect the new house

You work it out, I can't

Although the fact she was having her monthly women's business probably had something to do with it

[Faboba]

You've STILL not moved in yet??

[faded glory]

"The gay pride marchers might see fit to argue... "

Heh...I doubt gay pride marchers can see very far past there d!ck