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    Is Osama Bin Laden really Satan?

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    http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101020701/story.html


    I was just reading this story about the end of the world and something struck me as a possibility. Maybe Osama Bin Laden is really Satan. I don't know, he just seems to add up to someone who is associated with the devil, or is the devil himself. And I'm not saying he is. I'm just saying he might be. But you might have a different opinion. Read the above article to find out more.

    Vote now!
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    Yes
    6.90%
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    No
    50.00%
    29
    He might be
    5.17%
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    Not likely
    6.90%
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    I'm not religious, so I couldn't tell you
    13.79%
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    The banana is the devil
    17.24%
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    Last edited by Mr. Nice Guy; June 26, 2002, 02:59.
    HAVE A DAY.
    <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
    "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
    For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17
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  • #2
    So what exactly is my vote worth?

    And I already knew the world was ending. I've been seeing the signs for years and I didn't need a book to tell me.

    But it has nothing to do with religion. Only civilization will die. The earth will survive... it's survived worse than what we can do to it.
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3
      Stopped taking your medication this week Cloud9?
      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
        Stopped taking your medication this week Cloud9?
        What's that suppose to mean?
        HAVE A DAY.
        <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
        "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
        For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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        • #5
          But it has nothing to do with religion. Only civilization will die. The earth will survive... it's survived worse than what we can do to it.
          Every civilization dies, but humanity itself continues. Of course we have reached a point in our technical evolution where it is possible to destroy ourselves, but assuming that such an event doesn't occur, it's possible for humanity to outlast the earth. After all, eventually the sun will reach a diameter where it will swallow up the Earth before it becomes a White Dwarf. However, there is nothing stopping humans from eventually expanding throughout the galaxy like mold growing on a petri dish.

          I guess even when that occurs people will cling to archaic religious ideas
          ku eshte shpata eshte feja
          Where the Sword is, There lies religion

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          • #6
            speaking of the end times, here's someone who thinks that the I Ching is a giant fractal calender which predicts the end of the world happening December 22, 2012 http://www.survive2012.com/why2012fractal.html
            ku eshte shpata eshte feja
            Where the Sword is, There lies religion

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            • #7
              I would have thought that Bush was closer to satan
              The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

              Hydey the no-limits man.

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              • #8
                Chirac is !
                Zobo Ze Warrior
                --
                Your brain is your worst enemy!

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                • #9
                  OBL's not satan, neither is Bush. They're both too stupid. Both of them fall under the "minion" category.
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Agreed. We all know that Lexa Doig is infact the devil incarnate.
                    "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Paul Hanson
                      Agreed. We all know that Lexa Doig is infact the devil incarnate.
                      That's okay... she's so hot, she has to be evil...
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #12
                        Bush is a more likely candidate for satan, but christianity is an ignorant religion, the world is constantly ending and constantly being created- that's just the nature of time.

                        You don't need a guy with goat-genes for that.
                        Freedom Doesn't March.

                        -I.

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                        • #13
                          Why does everyone think Bush is Satan?
                          HAVE A DAY.
                          <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
                          "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
                          For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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                          • #14
                            So where's the 'Don't be a fucking IDIOT you melodramatic moron/American'
                            A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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                            • #15
                              Osama says you're satan. you say osama is satan.

                              apparently noone of you is satan.

                              because satan, when he arrives, will be well liked by all.

                              untill it will be toooooo LAAAATE!

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