You know what's disturbing?

[notyoueither]

If you were a cat in a hat, finding a bat would be pat.

[Mr. President]

I almost got hit by a train once, in Hong Kong. In the years following that, I've been singed by the blue flame on a bunsen burner, breathed five pounds of carbon monoxide, made several trips on Indonesian mountain roads, and been on board a plane that fell about a thousand feet in one go.

Before you say it, no I'm not an extreme sports enthusiast.

[Sandman]

Whilst going to visit a friend's new flat, I saw a man in a flourescent (sp) road workers jacket, with uncut hair and a gigantic beard, on a single crutch, carrying a plastic shopping bag filled with rhubarb.

It disturbed me, anyway.

[Kropotkin]

I just came up with something really disturbing.

Last year I was at a airport (Arlanda outside Stockholm) waiting for my flight and read a book all alone. It was about half an our before the gates opened when a large group of elderly japanese tourists turned up while pointing their cameras in every direction as is their custom.

Well they needed somewhere to sit down of cource. And since Sweden is about the same size as japan but there's about 16 times as many people in Japan our conceptions of personal space wasn't exacly compatible...

Let me put it like this - I felt sexually violated and got filmed at the same time.

[Ethelred]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
I'm serious. Get off your asses and help me, you good-for-nothings.

How do you:

a) Find a bat
b) Capture it once found

Call the Canadian equivalent of pest control. Around here they will help with rats and other anoying animals anyway. Thy may not actualy do more than give advice.

You could try a fishing fly. A friend of mine had a bat go for one in Yosimite once.

[orange]

disturbing: two nights ago I had a dream that my dad ran someone over while speeding, put the body in the back of the truck, and then took it to the woods to bury it...and I was supposed to help him dig the grave or else "I would join him"

[chequita guevara]

Re: You know what's disturbing?

smashed kittens

[Ethelred]

Originally posted by orange
disturbing: two nights ago I had a dream that my dad ran someone over while speeding, put the body in the back of the truck, and then took it to the woods to bury it...and I was supposed to help him dig the grave or else "I would join him"

Lay off the salty foods before bedtime(pizza included). Turn out the light or get a flourescent. Don't use too many blankets.

I have discovered that the surest way to have disturbing dreams is to be too bleeding hot or thirsty. Getting a flourescent light for my bed really cut down on them.

[chequita guevara]

I saw a smashed kitten on the way home from bunnygrrl's job the other day. Kittens don't look right flat with their insides coming out of them.

[TCO]

Sensative,

Didn't you wonder why the Doc had both hands on your hips as he did the exam?

[Fidel]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse


Moth! Moth!

I'm gonna get eaten alive in middle school...

are you sure all your woolen pullovers are still in one piece...that sounds like a well-fed moth

[Guynemer]

Don't want to make you too paranoid or anything, KH, but try to make sure you haven't been bitten in your sleep or anything. It could be carrying rabies.

[Provost Harrison]

Ewww, I hate moths

[Juggernaut]

The most disturbing: Me trying to cycle round the local today park today. I panted so heavily that people looked at me like I was build out of poo.

[lightblue]

The most disturbing: Me trying to cycle round the local today park today. I panted so heavily that people looked at me like I was build out of poo.

Maybe they thought you were having a poo...

I saw a rather disturbing picture involving a soccer player stretching and doing something else at the same time, but I am not gonna stick it up here, unless I am asked and given special dispensation to do so.