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**KrazyHorse** · June 23, 2002, 02:38

Kandahar

**KrazyHorse** · June 23, 2002, 02:40

Crap

The reason I'm back is: remember that "moth"? Well, it turns out that it's actually the bat type of moth.

So how the hell do I get rid of it? I can't even find it now, cuz it flew off when I was approaching it with a garbage bag...

**KrazyHorse** · June 23, 2002, 02:51

I'm serious. Get off your asses and help me, you good-for-nothings.

How do you:

a) Find a bat
b) Capture it once found

**Asher** · June 23, 2002, 02:53

Try serenading it with Celine Dion until it flies away in fear.

**KrazyHorse** · June 23, 2002, 02:56

If I was in Alberta I'd pumb the house full of natural gas and either asphyxiate it or toss a match in and toast it.

**Asher** · June 23, 2002, 02:57

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
If I was in Alberta I'd pumb the house full of natural gas and either asphyxiate it or toss a match in and toast it.

The correct response would have involved Nickelback, since they are the Canadian contribution to "pop music" from Alberta while Celine Dion is Quebec's.

(Although I like Nickelback!)

**KrazyHorse** · June 23, 2002, 03:00

I wouldn't inflict Nickelback on the poor creature.

**Asher** · June 23, 2002, 03:01

Joni Mitchell?
Alanis Morisette? (I like her too! -- yes and now you all hate me! yes!)

We have lots of Canadian artists that annoy most people to work with.

**Gatekeeper** · June 23, 2002, 03:41

KH:

Be careful, man! There's been some weird sh*t going on around old U.S. nuclear sites. That bat might be a mutated refugee from Three Mile Island or something.

Gatekeeper (hey, I doubt the bat's the blood-sucking type)

**Sprayber** · June 23, 2002, 03:42

The last disturbing thing I saw was in January when I had my wreck.

Picture Sprayber early in the morning walking along the side of a ice covered road to help the person that slid off the road right after he did and from around bend in the road comes a pick up truck that has lost control at the same spot that Sprayber and the other car. Now imagine Sprayber still in the middle of the road trying to run on ice to get away from the sliding truck and the truck coming within a foot of hitting Sprayber.

That was disturbing.

**KrazyHorse** · June 23, 2002, 03:48

Originally posted by Gatekeeper
KH:

Be careful, man! There's been some weird sh*t going on around old U.S. nuclear sites. That bat might be a mutated refugee from Three Mile Island or something.

Gatekeeper (hey, I doubt the bat's the blood-sucking type)

Thanks...I think

Anyhow, I'm going to bed now. Mybe it'll take care of itself.

Or maybe not. My bedroom door's staying closed tonight for sure...

**Gatekeeper** · June 23, 2002, 03:53

KH:

Check between the sheets and behind the pillows.

Gatekeeper (it's probably just a fruit bat or something)

**Urban Ranger** · June 23, 2002, 05:53

I doubt it's a vampire bat. Mostly just a normal bat.

Jerry Pournelle told of a story of a bat that took refuge in he domicile during one winter when he was still an undergraduate.

**devilmunchkin** · June 23, 2002, 06:01

here's one:
see ants and you automatically begin itching. that happens to me....dunno why..weirdest thing.

**Kropotkin** · June 23, 2002, 06:03

Disturbing: Sitting infront a screen bored as hell in a futile attempt to actually write something and going back to this place all the time in a equaliy futile attempt to find anything interesting being posted.

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