Anyone up for a D&D adventure?

[Patashu]

Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov
2% chance of the axe disintegrating?

(Actually, I know what you mean by that. )

I certainly hope you do
And does Stun have a set period of time? If not, stun for 2 rounds.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

I think a good amount would be 1d4 rounds... How does the following sound?

Stun effect works on 1 on 1d10. If 1 is rolled, roll d10 again. If the result is 1 or 2, they must save vs. spell or disintegrate. If they save, they get stunned for 1d4+1 rounds. If any other outcome on the second roll, stun for 1d4 rounds.

[Patashu]

ok then.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Btw, what stats have you been using for my magical swords?

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Short sword +2 for one, +1 for the other.

[loinburger]

If we're resting, then I'll go ahead and Resurrect the dead guy. (Does anybody have the updated version of Resurrect handy? The 2nd edition version says that the caster needs to rest for a day after casting, IIRC, but that doesn't make too much sense for 3rd edition considering that a solar gets to cast 3 resurrections per day.)

Geez Loin, does your race have any drawbacks too?

Well, I'm an Outsider, so Protection from Good and similar spells affect me. (My alignment is NG, so Protection from Law/Chaos doesn't do much against me IIRC). Also, it might be possible to Banish me back to Elysium.

[SuperSneak]

Man...smoke one bong hit and everyone leaves you behind!
Ok...I have a Bastard Sword +2 to hit and damage that has a 10% chance of revealing spring loaded traps.
My family heirloom, the Hatchet of Pure Singing was made by my great, great, great Grandfather, Sigmund Ironnuts, and when confronted by incredibly overwhelming odds, it will sing all but its weilder to sleep.
So...what's going on?

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Currently, the party's resting. Since you just caught up, they post you on guard duty.

Compressed version of the last few pages: Enter maze, gazebo fell on Sandman, Death Knight slain, magical key retreived.

SS-- You're a dwarven fighter, right?

[SuperSneak]

Yes...I am actually a half human, half dwarf, so rather than spending all my time in caves, I've spent a good deal of it outdoors in the darkest forests, so my woodsmen skills are pretty good.
I'm more like a half Ranger half Fighter.
I lean toward the neutral good side of the ethical spectrum and am pretty handy with a hammer, too.
Did I mention I look rad in tights?
I usually wear leather armor, but for the hardcore adventures, I don my semi-mystic chain mail and platinum helm.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I'm polishing my shadow armor right now. It's getting a little dirty .

It's basically leather armor +3, with 20% bonuses to pickpocketing and sneaking.

[SuperSneak]

Looks kind of faggy to me.

[loinburger]

How would you even be able to tell if shadow armor were getting dirty or not? (Unless it's been dipped in feces or something...)

[SuperSneak]

Yeah! Good point!

[Imran Siddiqui]

Brown dirt is on it. I've been dragged since I was sleeping .

[SuperSneak]

"Brown dirt"...is that what they're calling it these days?
More like Goblin ca ca, from the smell of it.

Hey...who's in this party anyhow? We need an update on the roster...
Is loin some flying fruitball with insanely jealousy inspiring powers? If so, I may want to beef up 'ol Grunt Ironnuts here.
What are my parameters, oh wise and benevolant DM?