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The pot calling the kettle black...
Piaktis, your true colours have really been coming to the fore lately - you're becoming more and more unhinged as the weeks go by...
I also happen to think it's bad taste that you gleefully rub our faces in the fact that we have had yet another fatal rail crash...
What kind of pathetic twisted little sh*t are you that you can happily gloat about that kind of thing...???
To think that I once took you seriously (I know guys, more fool me!
), and agreed with much that you said, even if I thought some things you said were a little extreme...
Good knows where your seeming hatred of the British stems from - I mean the Elgin Marbles are only bits of rock for christ's sake...
And yes we're in the World Cup because we beat you home and away in the qualifiers... In fact we're directly responsible for you guys staying at home.
Maybe an ex of yours was stolen by a British holidaymaker with more Drachmas (sorry Euros!) in his back pocket than you're likely to see in a year!
Maybe that's it, all these British tourists walking round like they own the place, cos let's face it without our money you tinpot plate throwers would still be on their hands and knees harvesting olives with their bare hands and ****ging goats in the mountains...
If you don't want us, fine - we only go there because it's cheap anyway...
I had a couple of holidays in Greece, very enjoyable too because I could live like a king with all the locals scurrying about chasing my fat wads of Drachma.
But I'll tell you this, you are a total hypocrite to laugh at our transport because Athens airport (unless they bombed the place and started again since I was there!!!) would be a total joke if it wasn't such a hellhole! Then there's the traffic! Yikes! I hate to think how many people get killed on your roads!!!
Also the pollution is a total nightmare - isn't it the most polluted capital city in Europe??? No wonder there's no crime - everyone is on respirators suffering from emphysema!
You scream at us to return the Marbles and yet the Acropolis is crumbling before your eyes from the sh*t your dirty, smelly, ugly city spews forth hour after hour!
As for crime - there was plenty when I was there, I remember being in a square and suddenly two gangs came running in having at each other with sticks and chains!
But then, that's the point about these crime stats - just how much crime isn't even reported in Greece (they're barely literate in the countryside aren't they?).
I mean, when the police still have no leads whatsoever after decades on this November thingy terrorist group, they're hardly likely to bother reporting that Zorba next door stole their olives and drank their Metaxa when they weren't looking...
Yes I admit our transport is f*cked (thanks for reminding me again!), it has been since the bastard scum Tories got their hands on it - it's still f*cked now that Tony the Uber Tory has had it since!
But, crimewise I have always lived in fairly dodgy areas (Tower Hamlets, Haringey & Lewisham) and I have never been the victim of a crime or seen one happen!
Oh, there was a fight I was in, in a pub once - which actually would count in the UK if the Police were involved.
One of my friends has been mugged, but he was also mugged in Agios Nikolaos...
Guess he just has 'victim' on his forehead...
My next door neighbour's son was bullied by kids from another school at a train station if that counts?
Face it - anything short of murder probably doesn't count in Greece...
You're only in the EU because it's our local beach and we felt sorry for you...
I mean, you took the trouble to learn our language but we couldn't give two farts about yours - what a waste of time!
If we want a beer in Greece we say: "I want a beer" - in English! All your menus are in English too! You are our servants, now have the good decency to know your place and shut up...
Hey, Piaktis! I want a beer - hurry up boy!
Piaktis, your true colours have really been coming to the fore lately - you're becoming more and more unhinged as the weeks go by...
I also happen to think it's bad taste that you gleefully rub our faces in the fact that we have had yet another fatal rail crash...
What kind of pathetic twisted little sh*t are you that you can happily gloat about that kind of thing...???
To think that I once took you seriously (I know guys, more fool me!
), and agreed with much that you said, even if I thought some things you said were a little extreme... Good knows where your seeming hatred of the British stems from - I mean the Elgin Marbles are only bits of rock for christ's sake...
And yes we're in the World Cup because we beat you home and away in the qualifiers... In fact we're directly responsible for you guys staying at home.
Maybe an ex of yours was stolen by a British holidaymaker with more Drachmas (sorry Euros!) in his back pocket than you're likely to see in a year!
Maybe that's it, all these British tourists walking round like they own the place, cos let's face it without our money you tinpot plate throwers would still be on their hands and knees harvesting olives with their bare hands and ****ging goats in the mountains...
If you don't want us, fine - we only go there because it's cheap anyway...
I had a couple of holidays in Greece, very enjoyable too because I could live like a king with all the locals scurrying about chasing my fat wads of Drachma.
But I'll tell you this, you are a total hypocrite to laugh at our transport because Athens airport (unless they bombed the place and started again since I was there!!!) would be a total joke if it wasn't such a hellhole! Then there's the traffic! Yikes! I hate to think how many people get killed on your roads!!!
Also the pollution is a total nightmare - isn't it the most polluted capital city in Europe??? No wonder there's no crime - everyone is on respirators suffering from emphysema!
You scream at us to return the Marbles and yet the Acropolis is crumbling before your eyes from the sh*t your dirty, smelly, ugly city spews forth hour after hour!
As for crime - there was plenty when I was there, I remember being in a square and suddenly two gangs came running in having at each other with sticks and chains!
But then, that's the point about these crime stats - just how much crime isn't even reported in Greece (they're barely literate in the countryside aren't they?).
I mean, when the police still have no leads whatsoever after decades on this November thingy terrorist group, they're hardly likely to bother reporting that Zorba next door stole their olives and drank their Metaxa when they weren't looking...
Yes I admit our transport is f*cked (thanks for reminding me again!), it has been since the bastard scum Tories got their hands on it - it's still f*cked now that Tony the Uber Tory has had it since!
But, crimewise I have always lived in fairly dodgy areas (Tower Hamlets, Haringey & Lewisham) and I have never been the victim of a crime or seen one happen!
Oh, there was a fight I was in, in a pub once - which actually would count in the UK if the Police were involved.
One of my friends has been mugged, but he was also mugged in Agios Nikolaos...
Guess he just has 'victim' on his forehead...
My next door neighbour's son was bullied by kids from another school at a train station if that counts?
Face it - anything short of murder probably doesn't count in Greece...
You're only in the EU because it's our local beach and we felt sorry for you...
I mean, you took the trouble to learn our language but we couldn't give two farts about yours - what a waste of time!
If we want a beer in Greece we say: "I want a beer" - in English!
All your menus are in English too! You are our servants, now have the good decency to know your place and shut up... Hey, Piaktis! I want a beer - hurry up boy!
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