Why, Why Did I Make That Avatar??

[SlowwHand]

John Holmes was famous, in a sleaze industry type of way.
He was male.

[Boris Godunov]

I can name plenty of famous male porn stars, but totally different type...

[Ming]

Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
I feel dirty. It's wonderful.

I think it's an improvement over the old name...

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Oh yeah, does anyone know the Chinese symbol for "Wombat" UR?

How about, um, "mouse?"

[Sarxis]

Ron Jeremy doesn't look that young anymore.

Why do I know this?

[Ethelred]

Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
I feel dirty. It's wonderful.

Well if you want to look like Ron Jeremy its no wonder. Thats an old picture of him. Not real old as at one time he wasn't overweight.

[Stefu]

I've heard that Ron Jeremy is a proof that men prefer their male porn stars ugly and female porn stars good-looking. While it's obvious why men prefer good-looking female porn stars, male porn star part (ehehhehehhe, "part") might need a bit more explaining.

There are three sides to it, see. First of all, men like to imagine they are the guy shtupping the female and that's easier if it's not a hunk doing the dirty, men also like to imagine they migth have a chance to lay the porn star and somewhere deep in subconscious there's a little voice going "If a guy looking like that can get her, then I can), and third, good-looking man might cause man to have a 'homo moment' and that would seriously disturb his wanking.

(If we consider the 'homo moment' theory, then I don't understand why so many porn movies focus on man masturbating and coming all over the woman. I mean, there's a woman, yes, but basically, you are watching a man wank while wanking yourself. That's kind of... well... gay, isn't it?)

[Az]

wasn't he in that latest Moby video?

[Ecthy]

You must be mixing that up with some other kind of videos...

[Az]

no, really . IIRC, he was xeroxing his hand , or something.

[Asher]

(If we consider the 'homo moment' theory, then I don't understand why so many porn movies focus on man masturbating and coming all over the woman. I mean, there's a woman, yes, but basically, you are watching a man **** while ****ing yourself. That's kind of... well... gay, isn't it?)

The real question is why you watch those types of pornos.

[Az]

actually, come to think about it , ( pun intended ) This makes a certain sense, as a continuance of the "viewer" thinking that he's actually the "vvanker" . just like in the regular "viewer" imagins that he's really the "5hagger"

[Immortal Wombat]

UR, what is the symbol for mouse?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Dalgetti
actually, come to think about it , ( pun intended ) This makes a certain sense, as a continuance of the "viewer" thinking that he's actually the "vvanker" . just like in the regular "viewer" imagins that he's really the "5hagger"

That's exactly why straight male porn stars have such huge members. The male viewers like to imagine themselves having an organ like that.

In gay porn, they're that big for more obvious reasons...

[Az]

yes, I am listening.