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  • #1

    Thongs for kids!

    In yet another mind-boggling move, Abercrombie & Fitch brought out a line of thongs. Not any ordinary thongs, no no. THONGS FOR KIDS! That's right! Now your 10-year-old daughter can delight her friends at recess by showing off her new A&F brand thong!

    Will these people ever stop?
    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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  • #2
    Are you implying that women who wear thongs are sluts?
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    • #3
      Are you implying its ok for 10-year-olds to wear them?
      "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
      ^ The Poly equivalent of:
      "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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      • #4
        What's thongs?
        "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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        • #5
          "Are you implying its ok for 10-year-olds to wear them?"

          I did not imply that. Answer my question, you nitwit.
          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Eli
            What's thongs?
            You know, like the Eurovision Thong Contest
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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            • #7
              man, A+F is so ****ing stupid...
              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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              • #8
                Just wait until they sell like hot cakes.
                "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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                • #9
                  There's no such thing as bad publicity...

                  This just makes teenagers who hate their parents/society/whatever want to shop there more. This isn't a ploy to sell thongs to 10-year-olds. They want to sell more of them to 16-year-olds, and may whatever deities exist strike me down if it doesn't work.
                  "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                  "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                  • #10
                    It still strikes me as a very low move...stomach turning in fact. After the racist T-shirts they produced, it is surprising they haven't fallen flat on their faces. But unfortunately, these things seem to work

                    I have never seen the company over here, but I would probably avoid them judging by the kinds of antics they pull...
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #11
                      Their target demo is disaffected affluent white suburban adolescents. This kind of b.s. plays great with those worthless turds. "Stomach-turning" is what turns these jackoffs on.
                      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                      • #12
                        wow

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                        • #13
                          Ooo, nitwit. Thanks.

                          BTW, mod: nice change...but it makes it seem like I WANT thongs for kids
                          "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                          ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                          "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Eli
                            What's thongs?
                            thong:

                            "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                            - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                            • #15
                              They always look incredibly uncomfortable though...
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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