Thongs for kids!

[Saint Marcus]

How will it take long before the average age kids lose their virginity will be 9?

Brave New World anyone?

[Robert]

I'm sorry for making such a long explanation,
so not everybody read it, and for that reason missed the point why kids could wear thongs without any sexual meanings.

I'll try to do it more briefly next time so that even the simple minds will read it

[monolith94]

"It takes more than a 10-year old to make me feel sexually threatened."

There's a difference between sexually threatened and sexually disturbed…

And I think that in this case people have a right to feel sexually disturbed.

[Dis]

I'm sorry but that point that kids could wear thongs that aren't sexually suggestive is lost. . It isn't underwear!! Jeez

ahh who cares any more.

Won't someone please think of the children!!

well maybe not. let them parade around naked. after all nudity isn't sexual. kids are born that way. I'm sure people would have no problem with that.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Dissident

Won't someone please think of the children!!

Not you Strangelove!

[Az]

Wonderful. Now I'm imagining 16 year-olds ****ing to an image of a 10 year-old sporting a thong in an A&F catalogue

can I quote you on this?


anyhow, this is a disgusting idea. DISGUSTING.
stupid mall stores. thank god we don't have these A&F. yet.

[Asher]

The thongs for elderly people would be a better idea, what with Viagra and all.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

NEWS JUST IN!

It's getting worse! I've just heard that the youth of the western world have started prading around in "Zoot Suits" quite openly, whilst listening to wild and lustful "be-bop" music. The barbarians are at the gates! Their base instincts will be inflamed and the flower of our world's youth will be dragged into a mire of licentiousness and prostitution!

Look at this ! In London "Teddy Boys" roam the streets wearing effiminate frilled trousers and "brothel creeper" shoes, while their young ladies sport frocks revealing a good 6 inches of milky white thigh. Shocking! Must we watch our children degrade themselves so basely?

And what's this? Girls now parade in "mini skirts" so short that their underwear becomes visible if you pretend to be tying your shoelaces and sneak a good long stare up their skirts! Some have even started to forsake good honest brassieres and corsets and letting their firm and pert, puppyish young milky breasts bounce freely under those tight, tight, straining sweaters. Phwaoar! Sorry. Disgusting!

We're doomed! We're going to hell on a moped with no brakes! Civilisation is ****ed five ways! Again! Like it was 50 years ago and all the other timres when we were last wrong about it!

Bollocks to it. Read a social history book. Stories shrieking in horror about kids dressing "seductively" have been a staple of the press for 150 years. Eventually we'll probably all end up naked, and suddenly we'll start wondering what all the fuss was about. Dress your kids in tightly padlocked overalls if you wish, but if my daughter wants to wear a thong then she can wear a thong. I don't care. I'm cooking eggs.

Just as long as she finishes potty training first I couldn't care less.

[Az]

[Dis]

why not give her thongs before she finishes potty training? ehh?

could be messy, but they have the right to wear whatever they want.

perhaps I'm the only one who sees a difference between thongs and zoot suits.

ahh sometimes I get tired of caring. Maybe the extra skin will keep child molesters at bay so they won't actually rape a kid.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Oooh! Dissident's given me an idea! How about thongs with cheesewire stitched into them! Guaranteed to leave kiddy-fiddlers going home with their fingers in their pockets.

Get me the A & F marketing department!

[Az]

you better not.
they might make those as well, cosidering the amount of time the spent thinking over their latest products.

[Saint Marcus]

western society is sick to the bone.


also, our papers here report that swimming clothes (bikinis, etc) will be the next trend for nightlife clothes to wear to clubs and bars.

any more naked and you wouldn't have any clothes left on.

[Caesar the Great]

i feel left out! i want a thong!

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Saint Marcus
also, our papers here report that swimming clothes (bikinis, etc) will be the next trend for nightlife clothes to wear to clubs and bars.

any more naked and you wouldn't have any clothes left on.

That's just soooooo 1998. In Britain we've progressed to inflatable butt plugs and Gimp masks. Get with it, Daddio.