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  • #31
    THEY DID STUDIES HERE WHICH SHOWED THAT YOUR AVERAGE DOMESTIC CAT KILLS OVER 100 BIRDS, INSECTS, LIZARDS AND SMALL RODENTS AND MARSUPIALS EVERY YEAR
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    • #32
      Efficient little buggers aren't they. How human's rose to be the dominant species, I'll never know.
      Last edited by DaShi; May 19, 2002, 21:54.
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • #33
        Originally posted by DaShi
        Efficient little buggers aren't they. How human's rose to be the dominant species, I'll never know.
        simple. we killed cats before they grew too large for us to handle.

        the us military has spent millions developing anti-cat weaponry.

        they know their role.
        "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
        - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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        • #34
          and besides, we can kill millions of people in an instant with our nuclear weapons. we are FAR more efficient.
          "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
          - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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          • #35
            Originally posted by UberKruX
            and besides, we can kill millions of people in an instant with our nuclear weapons. we are FAR more efficient.
            Ah yes. Your tools. And what is man without his machines? A frail species. Though I'd argue frail with or without. For with his knowledge of nature man could achieve diety status, but he is too cowardly and weak to do it.

            No, give me a cat. They can master nearly any environment with out the use of tools. And in all there forms can slay any other species that dares walk on their land.
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • #36
              How about, Apolyton?
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #37
                I have a virtual petz cat named Pouncer; stored safely away on a 1.4" floppy somewhere.

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                • #38
                  The little kitties know how to exterminate useless trash Aussie marsupials...

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                  • #39
                    how about Mingapulco?
                    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by orange
                      how about Mingapulco?
                      I like Mingapulco.
                      Periodista : A proposito del escudo de la fe, Elisa, a mí me sorprendía Reutemann diciendo que estaba dispuesto a enfrentarse con el mismísimo demonio (Menem) y después terminó bajándose de la candidatura. Ahí parece que fuera ganando el demonio.

                      Elisa Carrio: No, porque si usted lee bien el Génesis dice que la mujer pisará la serpiente.

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                      • #41
                        When I initiated this thread, I voted for Pouncer, but I think Krazy Kitty is the best name so far -- gives credit where it is due.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #42
                          same here.

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                          • #43
                            KittyHorse is reserved for Matt.

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                            • #44
                              Kibbles n' Bits.

                              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                              • #45
                                Please change your avatar, Mr. Fun. The one you have now violates my copyright.
                                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                                Killing it is the new killing it
                                Ultima Ratio Regum

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