Idea! Remove Both Israel and Pal's, and Give To American Indians

[Arrian]

I still haven't seen a compelling reason not to give one side New Jersey.

-Arrian

[SlowwHand]

I've already made that offer. No one wanted New Jersey.

[faded glory]

No thats what canada is for after the war

[Kassiopeia]

*saves thread*

*hurries to re-draw the world map*

[SlowwHand]

You're ok, Kass.

[Arrian]

Actually, I have a better idea...

Lets send them all to Mars. And leave 'em there.

-Arrian

[Kassiopeia]

Sloww: This might take a while.

[SlowwHand]

That's fine. All the other alternatives suggested have taken thousands of years with little resolution.

[Kassiopeia]

Yeah, I need to find a good map of the world in the first place.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by orange
I'd like a small plot of land in Mozambique. Is that feasible?

Whenever I lost a game of Risk against my fiendish Great Uncle Ernie (the only person who can beat me at Risk), he would promise to give me Madagascar as consolation. So, can I have that?

[Kassiopeia]

*takes notes*
Boris Godunov: Madagascar
Orange: Mozambique
Etc...
I'll 'expand' Finland a little bit if you mind. And have some grabs myself too (nothing big).

[Boris Godunov]

Sloww: Excellent suggestion, but I fear the Arab states surrounding would still view the Natives as hated interlopers.

And I think the Amerindians really would rather stay in their homeland, which is North America. Shipping them out to Israel kinda reminds me of Lincoln's idea of shipping the slaves to Liberia.

I am in favor of the Onion's idea of God reflooding the Middle East.

[Drake Tungsten]

I'd appreciate a chain of islands in the South Pacific. How about French Polynesia? I promise to get rid of all the French people...

[Drake Tungsten]

I prefer this Onion suggestion.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3723/west_bank.html

[Arrian]

The map looks like a quilt on drugs. That was amusing.

-Arrian