Idea! Remove Both Israel and Pal's, and Give To American Indians

[Eli]

Originally posted by Dalgetti
Eli , Tungstenia are an important link in our war effort against finland , Do not mess with them. better attack scandinavia.

I demand an apology!

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WAR ROOM

Israel&Eliland will attack the European front of Finland. After the fall of Portugal(soon) all troops will advance into France. More forces are on their way.

[Eli]

And where's the damn map? I might invade South America by mistake without it.

[Kassiopeia]

I think Eliland and Israeli should postpone their campaign until tomorrow, when I can finally redraw the map.

[Az]

After the misterious dissaperance of the leader of the Kaladar Confederation, riots break out all around the north of South America, fueled by separatist ultra-nationalist terrorists.

The Southern Federation feels the situation is out of control , and sends its' ground forces to establish order. The move is suprising applauded by the local population that has been sick of the inadequate leadership of the confederation ,and is simpathetic to the ideas of pan-americanism expressed by the benevolent Leader of the SF , President Dalgetti.

[Az]

agreed kassiopeia .

we'll wait.

[Drake Tungsten]

Yes, let's put all the warmongering off until we actually have an accurate map to use. Right now, all of our troop movements are based on guesswork. Plus, it will give Dal time to get me back into his alliance. I'm withdrawing as of now and waiting for an apology from the leader of Eliland...

[Kassiopeia]

I think Eliland and Israeli should postpone their campaign until tomorrow, when I can finally redraw the map

Which applies to the Káladar Conf., Southern Fed. and all the other countries also.

[Az]

Drake, you have my promise on LZ , and kassland.

btw, we're yet to see any movement by your troops.

I'll propose an offensive move against Morbia.

[Eli]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Yes, let's put all the warmongering off until we actually have an accurate map to use. Right now, all of our troop movements are based on guesswork. Plus, it will give Dal time to get me back into his alliance. I'm withdrawing as of now and waiting for an apology from the leader of Eliland...

Apology in the form of 20 battleships is on it's way.

[Kassiopeia]

Oh, you listened!

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by Dalgetti
btw, we're yet to see any movement by your troops.

Catamarans and mutant sea bass don't show up on radar...

That's probably why Eli is sending his battleships into a trap right now...

[Richelieu]

Hmmm.

Turns out that the Finnish Bombers were actually seagulls that had previously visited the local McDonald's. (Man these things can ****!)

On the other hand, this incident has proved once and for all that Eli cannot be trusted :
DT, the 7th fleet is moving to intercept Eli's near midway...

[Eli]

Dalgetti :
According to the agreement backed by the Elders of Zion you must join my crusade against the axis of evil - Rikele() and Tungestan.

[Richelieu]

Man you guys move fast!

OK i'm calling back my fleet...

[Drake Tungsten]

Eli has to move his ships through the Drake Passage. There's no other way. Find him and fire at will...