Its a lot easier to laugh at that when you didnt see the people jumping to escape the flames or hear the sound of their bodies hitting the ground.
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In a greek jokes mailing list I visit, the first WTC joke in the archive dates from September 14.
I remember there was a thread in Apolyton containing some WTC jokes back then, where I had posted some too, but then anyone who contributed was flamed to the death.
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- What is OBL's favourite band?
- Massive Attack.
- Who are the fastest readers in the world?
- New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
GWBush is sleeping, when a secretary runs in to announce the WTC attack.
- Mr President, wake up quick, somebody ****ed our Twins!
- Nah, I bet it's that perv Clinton again!
Why couldn't the WTC disaster ever happen in Greece?
- Because in Greece the planes are never on time and the employees are never on their desks at 8:00.
There were an American, a Russian and an Arab in a plane, going to NYC. The stewardess asked them if they would have anything to drink. The American asked for a whiskey, the Russian for a vodka and the Arab said: "No thanks, I'll be driving soon..."
OBL accepted to give himself up to the Americans, under one condition: that the plane taking him to America will be flown by himself..."In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell
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Originally posted by Caligastia
Its a lot easier to laugh at that when you didnt see the people jumping to escape the flames or hear the sound of their bodies hitting the ground.
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I feel like such a scumbag for finding these funny, but I can't help it.
Here are two I heard.
Q. Whats Osama bin Ladens favourite food?
A. A big apple crumble.
Q. What's his favourite flavour of crisp?
A. Plain.
I expect retalitory strikes with 'Scotchmen' jokes.
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Originally posted by Keygen
I understand you Caligastia and I am sure that most people if they were present would feel the same but I bet you have laughed at list once in the past with a joke refering to a disaster or war....people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty
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Re: WTC Jokes
Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
> Q: What did one terrorist say to the other terrorist
> before boarding their respective airplanes?
> A: I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam!
I don't think the jumping people are at all funny. I was trying to resist laughter, but I gave up after reading that one I quoted above."You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005
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I'm sorry for laughing at these, for those that are offended, but death comes, we mourn, we go on. it is the way of life
Nor when the Taleban destroyed over 3 000 year old, world's biggest statues in Afg.
Oh Well... *jumps into flame-protected bunker*.
Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
Gotta agree. I love sick humor, but these are lame (except for the one Eli Dalgetti liked; that made me laugh, too).
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I'm surprised you even opened this thread.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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These jokes are bad... and extremely sour. I hope you people who contributed to this thread are ashamed of yourselves.For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)
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