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WTC Jokes
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> What does WTC stand for?
> "What Trade Center?"
>
> Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
> A: It's a blast
>
> New York, New York, so good they hit it twice
>
> Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a
> U.F.M(unidentified flying muslim)
>
> Q: What did one terrorist say to the other terrorist
> before boarding their respective airplanes?
> A: I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam!
>
> NEWSFLASH.... The WTC has been destroyed.... thousands
> of New York executives feared dead.... Hookers all
> across the city are in mourning.....
>
> "It's a bird!"
> "It's a plane!"
> "It's.... Oh ****, it IS a plane!"
>
> Q: Why didn't Superman stop the planes from hitting
> the Trade Towers?
> A: Because he's a quadriplegic!
>
> America's new math:
> Q: Now how many sides to a Pentagon?
> A: 4
>
> If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now
> be renamed "The Square"?
>
> It should be renamed "The Penta-gone"
>
> It should be renamed "Manflatten"
>
> Q: What is world most efficient airline?
> A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your
> office in New York 8:48!
>
> What music do they play in the elevator in the WTC?
> `Jump` and `It's Raining Men`
>
> What's the difference between the attack on New York
> and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
> Again foreigners prove they can do it better and more
> efficiently......
>
> Top 10 Good Things About The WTC Attack
>
> 10. There are now 18 fewer Arab taxi drivers
> terrorizing the streets.
> 9. Flight training schools proved that they are
> expensive but worth it.
> 8. People are learning how to spell "Afghanistan"
> correctly.
> 7. Plenty of parking available at airports now.
> 6. Jerry Springer Show was off the air for a whole
> week.
> 5. Sales for U.S. flags are way up.
> 4. Several new job openings now at NYPD and NYFD.
> 3. Much lower electric bills for Manhattan.
> 2. Home videos of the WTC attack more spectacular than
> Arnold Schwarzenegger's last 5 movies.
> And the number one ...
> 1. Some great new unobstructed views of Manhattan now.
>
>
>
> What does WTC stand for?
> "What Trade Center?"
>
> Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
> A: It's a blast
>
> New York, New York, so good they hit it twice
>
> Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a
> U.F.M(unidentified flying muslim)
>
> Q: What did one terrorist say to the other terrorist
> before boarding their respective airplanes?
> A: I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam!
>
> NEWSFLASH.... The WTC has been destroyed.... thousands
> of New York executives feared dead.... Hookers all
> across the city are in mourning.....
>
> "It's a bird!"
> "It's a plane!"
> "It's.... Oh ****, it IS a plane!"
>
> Q: Why didn't Superman stop the planes from hitting
> the Trade Towers?
> A: Because he's a quadriplegic!
>
> America's new math:
> Q: Now how many sides to a Pentagon?
> A: 4
>
> If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now
> be renamed "The Square"?
>
> It should be renamed "The Penta-gone"
>
> It should be renamed "Manflatten"
>
> Q: What is world most efficient airline?
> A: American Airlines, leave Boston 8:15...be in your
> office in New York 8:48!
>
> What music do they play in the elevator in the WTC?
> `Jump` and `It's Raining Men`
>
> What's the difference between the attack on New York
> and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
> Again foreigners prove they can do it better and more
> efficiently......
>
> Top 10 Good Things About The WTC Attack
>
> 10. There are now 18 fewer Arab taxi drivers
> terrorizing the streets.
> 9. Flight training schools proved that they are
> expensive but worth it.
> 8. People are learning how to spell "Afghanistan"
> correctly.
> 7. Plenty of parking available at airports now.
> 6. Jerry Springer Show was off the air for a whole
> week.
> 5. Sales for U.S. flags are way up.
> 4. Several new job openings now at NYPD and NYFD.
> 3. Much lower electric bills for Manhattan.
> 2. Home videos of the WTC attack more spectacular than
> Arnold Schwarzenegger's last 5 movies.
> And the number one ...
> 1. Some great new unobstructed views of Manhattan now.
>
>
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