Apolyton Coffee Shop

[MrWhereItsAt]

Looks more like German to me, kass.

And referring to what I say as "French" is a somewhat liberal interpretation...

Anyway, who's objecting? If BW had a problem she would have spoken up by now.

[Spec]

*Spec and Zobo are marching in the cafe to claim their independance from the english opressors, or so they think*
*BW is calling the cops*
*dring dring*
Police man: A.P.D., how may I help you?
BW: Yea I got 2 stupid french morons who just declared war on the english in my cafe and the're marching right now. Can you get me rid of those fools for me please?
Policeman: Of course Madame, right away.
*Policeman talks on his C.B.*
Policeman: We got a 10/14 in progress, proceed to BW's cafe on apolyton street, next to the army base.
BW:Yea!
Policeman: My men are on the way miss
BW: It's on now!!
Spec and Zobo chanting: L'indépendance est a nous, nous on se tiens debout........
BW: Now stfu, you're scaring the customres!!
*BW wacks Spec and Zobo with a broom*
Spec: Ok, We'll sing in words that you'll understand!
Spec and Zobo: He*l no we wont go! Hell no we wont go!
BW: Ok, I dont mind, just BUY something!
Spec: I told you! I want: Un café cognac rapidement!!
BW:

[Simon Darkshade]

God save all here!
Any chance of a Bushmills this time of day? On second thoughts, make it a bottle, things look to be getting a little lively around here.

[ColdWizard]

thy foul language is an affront to mine ears

*throws everyone out the window except Simon*

[Simon Darkshade]

Why thank you kindly, sirrah, for sparing me from defenestration.
Most appreciated.
I'll just sit over in this corner booth and wait for my drink.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by ColdWizard
thy foul language is an affront to mine ears

*throws everyone out the window except Simon*

Geez, calm down, ColdWizard. Have some strawberries -- they ought to calm your nerves.

[ColdWizard]

thanks

*throws strawberries at MrFun*

yes, i feel much better now

[Spec]

*Spec comes in and is really mad now.*
*Spec calls ACME company, orders a super rocket*
*Rocket is delivered*
*Spec comes up to CW*
Spec: Yo CW.
CW: yea?
*Spec shoves the rocket up CW's ass and lights it up*
*CW is blasted in outer space and lost forever*
Spec: Finaly!
Zobo: Tell me about it!

[ColdWizard]

*sniff, sniff*

what's that smell?

[Caligastia]

What did you get a tattoo of BW?

[Rand Al'Tor]

Hmmm, been a while.

Do me white che... Nah... Do me some mint sirup... one measure sirup, six water.

[Az]

Dal:excuse me , miss, I would really ,really like a drink of milk...[IMG]c:\please.gif[/IMG]
BW: huh? what is this kid doing here?
Dal: miss?
CW: (quietly to BW) don't scare him away, this might have potential.
BW: Sure.
CW: sure kiddo !
BW: no problem ! here take some [IMG]c:\beer.gif[/IMG]
Dal : miss, why are you smiling?
BW:No reason.
Dal: ok, thank you.
*gulp* *gulp*



CW: good boy! [IMG]c:\pat.gif[/IMG]

[Usually Insane]

you should not have, done well, something bad that you have done, shame BW

[Chris 62]

Tatoo inspector.

Will all ladies please reveal all tats for "heath" inspection?

[Caligastia]

Chris you dirty old man.