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Originally posted by Assur
I WILL lose my virginity before I turn 22... at all costs...
I WILL lose my virginity before I turn 22... at all costs...
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I say that all the time. This time it is I will lose my virginity before I turn 25 at all costs
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith -
A trip to the Netherlands can not be that expensive, can it?Originally posted by Assur
I WILL lose my virginity before I turn 22... at all costs...I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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So....fast.
Dino beat me to the punch.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Very cheap considering he already lives thereOriginally posted by DinoDoc
A trip to the Netherlands can not be that expensive, can it?
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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If you tell me that he lives in Amsterdam, I'm going to have to wonder why he hasn't solved his problem before now if it is that big a deal to him.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Aww, it'd be like admitting defeat. What red-blooded man wants to sleep with a woman just because he's given her some money
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I don't live in Amsterdam/the Netherlands, and the "red area district" where I live (Antwerp) is only a bit further away than the trainstation
But paying for sex is really pathetic...
OTOH, I believe that it's even more pathetic to be a 22y old virgin
In een hoerekotje aan den overkant emmekik mijn bloem verloren,
In een hoerekotje aan den overkant bennekik mijn bloemeke kwijtComment
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I thought you were Dutch.Originally posted by Assur
I don't live in Amsterdam/the Netherlands, and the "red area district" where I live (Antwerp) is only a bit further away than the trainstation
But paying for sex is really pathetic...
OTOH, I believe that it's even more pathetic to be a 22y old virgin
And there is nothing pathetic about being a virgin at my age. The only difference is that my d!ck hasn't been to certain places
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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but they are such nice places !!
You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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From his location field, I'd have guessed that Assur lives in Dutch (Flemish) speaking Belgium...Visit the Vote UK Discussion Forum!Comment
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Oral: 16
Sex: 17 (similar story to FG's)"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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What was FG's story? I can't be bothered to flick back through...Visit the Vote UK Discussion Forum!Comment
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Dunno I was strunk my first time. (Stoned + Drunk)"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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assur: you sound like the guys from american pie
"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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17, with a married women six years older than me in the back of a rusty '74 Nova listening to the Scorpions. "Rock You Like a Hurracane!"
Heck, I didn't even know anything was up until she hugged me. I thought we were just hanging out, drinkin' some beers after work. Sure, I gave her a foot massage, but her feet were aching and I didn't know that that turned womenz on.
Heck, my friends knew somthing was up before I did. Oh clueless me
Anyways, it weren't that good. She'd had two kids and it felt like it. Far from rocking my like a hurracane, it was more like a stiff breeze.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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