Bisexuals

[MikeH]

Now that would be worth seeing. Should we have a stunk c*ck standing by for the pop shot?

[Provost Harrison]

If he explodes Mike, we know what part of his anatomy you'll be looking for because U like arses after all

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Boddington's
Since I'd had a few comments, let me make one unoffensive post please.

I've never said homosexuality was unnatural. But I doubt cheetahs or bottlenosed dolphins have gay parades.

Let's all play! The rules are simple -- just fill in the blanks:

"I never said ______ was unnatural. But I doubt cheetahs or bottlenosed dolphins have ________."

Make the first blank an element of human nature, and the second blank a cultural phenomenon. You'll seem smarter, wittier, and more profound in no time! I'll start:

1) I never said heterosexuality was unnatural. But I doubt cheetahs or bottlenosed dolphins have weddings.
2) I never said childbirth was unnatural. But I doubt cheetahs or bottlenosed dolphins have yuppie designer names for their kids like "Max" and "Zoe".
3) I never said masturbation was unnatural. But I doubt cheetahs or bottlenosed dolphins have porn collections.

This is why people dump on you, sport.

[MikeH]

This is a fun game:

I never said contraception was unnatural. But I doubt cheetahs or bottlenosed dolphins have condoms.

I never said that getting drunk in public was unnatural. But I doubt cheetahs or bottlenosed dolphins have bars.

[Provost Harrison]

Hey, this could be big!

I never said cheese was unnatural. But I doubt cheetahs and dolphins have dairies.

I never said rock music was unnatural. But I doubt cheetahs and dolphins have electric guitars and drumkits.

[Gibsie]

I never said Manchester United was unnatural. But I doubt cheetahs and dolphins have David Beckham.

[Solly]

Well I'm not the one using the dodgy argument that whatever happens in nature is also natural for man.

Some species kill each other, but who is going to argue that murder is natural?

[Kropotkin]

Some species kill each other, but who is going to argue that murder is natural?

Hey, I can do that!

[MikeH]

Well I'm not the one using the dodgy argument that whatever happens in nature is also natural for man.

This is great first you were saying that if homosexuality was 'normal' we'd see it in the animal world, now we've shown it is quite normal in other animals you say that it's a dodgy argument to say that just 'cause it happens in nature doesn't mean it's natural for man.

[Solly]

You're just trying to lull me into a false sense of argument and I won't fall for it.

[Guynemer]

Come on. Truly. You could not possibly be this stupid, could you?

And here's a thought, Spinky. Maybe, just maybe, the reason cheetahs and dolphins don't have gay pride parades is because cheetahs and dolphins don't regard homosexuality as unnatural/evil/unjustified/whatever-lame-ass-word-you-want-to-use-to-represent-your-ignorance?

You want gay pride parades to stop? Then stop being such a jackass.

[-=Vagrant=-]

Can't wwwrite. L-l-llaughing t-t-too much.

[connorkimbro]

When you think about it, it's really quite impressive that one can be so consistantly illogical. It must take quite alot of concerted effort.

[MrFun]

Boddington, since some people are directing statements to you, as far as I'm concerned, you can take back your withdrawal post, and participate. In fact, some people are making ad hominem attacks on you -- I might have done that once or twice as well.

But I think maybe I attacked the WAY you're arguing -- not you, yourself. Hopefully, that was how I made my comments.

You STILL do not understand the concept of coming out, or Gay Pride parades. I explained the concept of coming out in psychological, and political terms a few times before. DO YOU WANT ME TO REITERATE AGAIN??

[Solly]

Coming out is letting people know you're gay because otherwise they'd assume you are straight.

Isn't that about it?