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  • #76
    Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
    I've used hundreds of the rubbery little buggers and I've never had a nasty shock yet. Then the one time I got fruity on holiday and went bareback, I discovered that my "gentleman's gel" had better heat-seeking ability than a sidewinder missile. Hello fatherhood!
    What did you name him? Mistake, Ooops or, I know, you could call him:" DAMN I FORGOT TO GET OUT!!"

    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    • #77
      Good to always use a condom but they aren't 100% a friend of mine has a lovely little boy 'cause he had armour piercing sperm one day.
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • #78
        mike

        true true

        my mom was on the pill, condoms and breast feeding and yet
        WE STILL GOT MY SISTER!!!
        "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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        • #79
          After reading this i vow to try and use them more often. pregnancy scares the **** out of me.

          hey gp, didn't your roommate tell you to get offline
          Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis.

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          • #80
            makeo,

            He's in Alta. Besides I was wasted. How was your Paddy's day?

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            • #81
              Don't trust the girl on the birth control. Make sure you are in control. If she wants to take pills, sponges, etc. fine. Just wear the raincoat, anyway.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Spectator


                What did you name him? Mistake, Ooops or, I know, you could call him:" DAMN I FORGOT TO GET OUT!!"

                She, you sexist pig Rhiannon.
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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