Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by MrFun
*** walks in with two six-paks of Smirnoff Ice and offers a bottle to anyone who wants one after drinking one myself ***

Anyone up for a game of pool?

Howabout Bullsh!t? We need a few other players though...

[Anodyne]

What's bullsh!t? I'll join, but only for Smirnoff

[Blackwidow24]

pops head in;;;;;

BW: I don't work weekends..if you wanna drink MAKE IT YOURSELF!!!!! I really don't mind..JUST REMEMBER..If I come in on Monday and all of my TEQUILA is gone..THERE WILL BE HEADS ROLLING..

Oh yeah MING..I am looking for a partime weekend bartender if anyone is interested..let me know

But you have to wear the uniform When you are hired I will let you know what UNIFORM THAT SHALL BE.

*pours two shots of Tequila and chugs them* GULP..GULP...*cough GAG*

WHO IN THE HELL WATERED DOWN MY TEQUILA

[Lonestar]

Don't look at me, I had the bourbon.

[MrWhereItsAt]

Uh oh... I guess we DID finish the tequila.

--Gets the hell out of dodge--

[H Tower]

i'll have the water please

[MrWhereItsAt]

Yeah, I think that's what's in the tequila bottles.

[H Tower]

i know it is, because i drank ALL the tequila last time i snuck in and replaced it with water. in fact, i replaced ALL the booze with water!

[MrFun]

Smirnoff Ice anyone??

*** starts drinking one bottle ***

[Blackwidow24]

*Bw walks in with 5 bottles of tequila in each hand..which make 40 bottle for all of you NOT TOOO SMART POSTERS and locks them in her underground holocaust bomb shelter*

Bw*sHRUGS* WHAT ?!?! THAT WAS HERE WAY BEFORE I WAS HEAD OF THE PLACE!!!

Cleans the puke off of the bar,; pats MF on the back who is STILL asking no one in particular if they want a smirnoff ice, kicks HTower and Mrwhereitsat in the arse for tampering with her precious....precious gold AND throws on the coffee for the morning rush..


OK WHO WANTS WHAT?

[Ishtar]

Morning BW!!!

Missed you yesterday!! What's on tap for today? Anything fun?

And, let me see...it's chilly this morning, how 'bout something hot..
coffee and Baileys?...double the Baileys!

[Blackwidow24]

Not paying attention due to fatigue and ANGER BW brews a hot pot of bailey..serve ISHIE a full glass of hot bailey with two tsps of coffee in it...... SO ISHIE what's new..cheer me up girl I seem to be in sour mood..sayyyyyy....you didn't post a picture on the picture threqad..WHY NOT??????

[Ishtar]

Don't worry, Hun...Hot Baileys will be ok....Might even start a new trend! LOL

For the picture...I don't have a "good" recent one. :-( But I will put one there, if you really think I should. Do have some film in the camera I need to develop and it is "supposed" to have a couple pics of me on it.

Cheer you up, huh? Well Ishie went to the movies yesterday afternoon and from there to the local hangout...and proceeded to promptly develop a HUGE BUZZ...something she hasn't done in real life in a long time. It was a dang good thing someone else was driving. I not only lost track of the time...but lost count of how many drinks I had too. It was fun. Saw some old friends I hadn't seen in WAY TOO LONG. Met a couple of new ones too. So my Sunday Afternoon was fairly productive in real life.

Came by here when I got home..but it was real slow and I'd already had more than enough Smirnoff Ices..I figured I'd better not hang around...I'd have had to be carried outta here. LOL

[Blackwidow24]

Actually there's a room in the back called the CHEAP DRUNK PASSOUT FOR THE NIGHT ROOM....

You coulda stayed there But I can't imagine this place being ALL TOO EXCITING whitout me Toot toot... Just kidding doll..so what are the latest developments with you and Vel???

BW* continues to wipe the bar off*

[Ishtar]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24

what are the latest developments with you and Vel???

Ishie thinks Vel must have moved on to flirt with someone else. Haven't seen much of him around here or over in the Flirt Thread lately. And I thought I was actually gonna get to go stargazing.