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  • #61
    **slides two shots Blackie's way**

    See you tomorrow

    Well I would say dark makeup. I used to be a *** hag in my younger days and the ones who always wore the dark makeup looked so much better
    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
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    • #62
      ::walks in::

      I guess this place is okay. Bottle of Corona Gold, please.
      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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      • #63
        *****sneaks in, and secretly mixes a hysterical-laughing potion in everyone's drink*****

        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #64
          Of course this place is ok! Why wouldn't it be with a 5 headed dragon in charge?

          **gives Lonstar his Corona.......waits to see if he starts laughing hystericaly**
          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Tiamat
            Of course this place is ok! Why wouldn't it be with a 5 headed dragon in charge?

            **gives Lonstar his Corona.......waits to see if he starts laughing hystericaly**
            Hahahahah!!!

            Oh wait, that wasn't funny at all!
            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • #66
              *stumbles in*

              what happened to that old place?

              Hawaiian punch please

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              • #67
                Originally posted by H Tower
                *stumbles in*

                what happened to that old place?

                Hawaiian punch please
                burned it for the insurance money.
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #68
                  **punches HTower**

                  Opppppssssss sorry......you wanted a Hawaiian punch to drink

                  **slides him his drink**

                  Lonestar......be nice I don't want to have to spit in your drink again!
                  Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                  Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                  Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                  You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                  • #69
                    *walks in in police fatigues*

                    A double hot chocolate, please.

                    *overhears Lonestar talking about burning the old Coffee Shop for insurance money*

                    So it was you who torched the old Starbucks! You know what this means...

                    Lonestar: No, not that! Anything but that!

                    Yes... that.

                    *A 15-ton safe falls on Lonestar*

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                    • #70
                      Reismark! Yes you are! And just for that you get a triple hot chocolate!!!

                      **makes triple hot chocolate with whip cream**

                      Here ya' go!
                      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Tiamat
                        **punches HTower**
                        owwwww, that hurt.

                        *to lonestar in a whisper* she's hitting on me man! i think she likes me

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                        • #72
                          Me thinks I need to create a stronger hysterical-laughing potion.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #73
                            Whisky please. And some food, I'm getting literal-midnight cravings...
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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Tiamat
                              Well I would say dark makeup. I used to be a *** hag in my younger days and the ones who always wore the dark makeup looked so much better
                              Dark enough?
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                              • #75
                                And I'd burn it down again, for a Klondike Bar.
                                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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