Vel's Strat Thread - Flirting - Pt. 1 - Icebreakers (for shy guys, 'specially)

[-=Vagrant=-]

A bad opening line: "What's a $lut like u doing in classy place like this?" If it works you got a good girl.

[Ishtar]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Well all I can say is that if Vel is as good at love as he is at SMAC, whoa baby

PH~ He's pretty darn good at flirting!! How 'bout it Vel? Wanna 'fess up? Are you?

[MikeH]

Maybe he's blowing his own trumpet and really he's all mouth and no trousers?

[Ishtar]

MIKE!!

Come on now!! He's not here to defend that remark. I don't know...but...I've seen his artwork and read his poetry...I'll wager he is just as good or better at "love"!!

[Velociryx]

::grin::

A gentleman never tells (well, never tells *all* anyway), but MikeH....I wouldn't bet the ranch on that....

-=Vel=-

[MikeH]

Originally posted by Ishtar
MIKE!!

Come on now!! He's not here to defend that remark. I don't know...but...I've seen his artwork and read his poetry...I'll wager he is just as good or better at "love"!!

I just meant it as a cheap innuendo.

[Velociryx]

::Looks thoughtfully at MikeH's original comment....opens his mouth to say something, with a devlish twinkle in his eye. Realizes that what he's about to say is DECIDEDLY ungentlemanly, and might make the ladies in attendance change their mind about him. Wisely closes mouth.::


-=Vel=-
(but it was tempting....it was sooooo tempting...LOL)

[MikeH]

Go on say it, I'm sure no-one will mind.

[Velociryx]

Ohhh...what the hell...it's early in the morning, everybody knows I'm a night owl, and I can always claim EXTREME tiredness or temporary insanity later....LOL

So...the thought in my head when I re-read your post was:

I'd not say ALL mouth, but yes....something about the ladies awakens a certain....oral fixation?

As to the trousers....well, at a proportionally built 6'6", I'm pretty confident, HOWEVER:

I'm not double jointed, and so cannot blow my own trumpet, but even if I could, would be much more inclined to get that fix from....elsewhere....

-=Vel=-

[MikeH]

That's the thoughts I was intending to provoke.

[DarlinKell]

lol


Good morning all!! well, morning to me anyway!

how ya doin Mike?

and how's Vel this morning?

[Velociryx]

::shaking my head::



You da man, Mike!

-=Vel=-

[Blackwidow24]

Vel I need your help in the venom shop..seems I need a Real man to stand up for this trash talking little twit VENOM!!!! Can you help?

[Velociryx]

Mornin' Darlin! I'm good, but still not quiiiiite awake yet, although Mike gave me a good chuckle just now. Between that, good conversation here in general, and the tea, I think I just might make it this morn....you?

-=Vel=-

[DarlinKell]

Well i'm on my way out the door... to work of all places! But dont worry i'll be back on tonight for sure!

Have a great day and i'll cya then, sweetie!