Worst. Song. Ever.

[Kassiopeia]

I used to listen to a local radio channel. But it started to slowly get full of a song by Cher... something about a song being for the lonely... Maybe not the worst I've ever heard, but I swear to God, should it be played from my new favorite channel, I will sit in a hive full of pissed off soldier ants.

[Provost Harrison]

I think that Brotherhood Of Man and 'Save All Your Kisses For Me' is bloody awful, although I suppose most eurovision numbers tend to be crap anyway.

[Meticulous Man]

Thanks Stefu!

Puppussii puppussaa puppussikussii, puppussii puppussaa puppussikkunsaa!

Oeeeäöä bääbä!

(Iä! Shub-Niggurath!)

[JohnT]

Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Oh, please...

Who can listen to "Alone Again, Naturally" and not walk away planning a murder-suicide?

You know, the tragedy is that for some unknowable reason I actually know the lyrics.

[Blisterz]

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO

[Steve Clark]

I vaguely recall a song/video by a couple of retards about "not eating the daisies".

[Paul Hanson]

Thanks to the countless 70's nostalgia programs aired by the BBC, I have been subjected many times to a song whose name I forget, performed by a man dressed like a well-to-do tramp, consisting mainly of the lyrics "shut-uppa your face".

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Caligastia
I dont know if its the name of the song, but the Pet Shop boys did a song which goes "New York City Boy". It doesnt irritate me so much as make me laugh because it sounds so gay.

Well, duh! Does the words "Gay disco" mean anything to you?

[Sonic the siili]

I hate any kinds of too-sweet-ballads like Michael Bolton and co.

[FM Pilsudski]

"Maneater" by Hall and Oates.
No contest.
Although, just about all mid to late 80's pop is up there.

[Lars-E]

Originally posted by JohnT
I have but three words for you, Stefu: "Will to Power"

They did a remake of Peter Frampton's "Baby I love your way" which has, has to rank up there with the worst PoS's ever put on vinyl.

Will to power is low-class romantic tacky. In other words not TOO bad

And dancing queen and anything else from ABBA and Sweden is of course good.

I've just discovered India.Arie. I've only heard her song "Video" which I like. It's acoustic soul. Her lyrics are meaningful and the melody is mellow. The refrain is nice.

I also like bluegrass. The song performed by George Clooney in "Oh brother where art tho" is really pleasing to the ear.

I'm now watching Bouncing Back by Mystical. Cool.

This link LAUNCH - Your Yahoo! Music Experience is the best site for music videos, internet radio, artis photos, music info.

If you can manage 300K speed those videos look really good.

[Adagio]

From what I recall there has only been one song that made me turn of the radio when played. It was the group (or was it just one person?) called Oasis. From what I know that was their first song (and the only one of their songs I have ever heard), but I can't remember the title. The socalled "music" was just so 70'es (And I'm from the 80'es, so that is outdated to me)!

[Dis]

Kitty by presidents of the united states of america.

here are the lyrics. and yes I have heard this song on the radio before.

"Kitty"

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow
Meow, meow

Little bag of bones been out all night
Little bag of bones been out all night
Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door
Can you hear him, scratchin' at the screen door
Little bag of bones been out all night

He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain-soaked hide
He's circlin' around my ankle
He's circlin' around my ankle
He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide
Hey Kitty won't you come inside

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow
Meow, meow

Pu$$y purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
Pu$$y purrin' and lookin' so satisfied
I'm Lost in his little yellow round eye
Lost in his yellow round eye
Pu$$y purrin' and lookin' so satisfied

Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
Kitty rear up and scratch me through my jeans
F*ck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
F*ck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night
F*ck you, Kitty you're gonna to spend the night outside

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it

Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it

Touch it, I want to touch it
I wanna touch it, I wanna touch it
I wanna touch it, wanna touch it
I wanna touch it

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty touch it
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it


edit: I had to insert the curse words to make it obvious what they were singing.

[Lars-E]

Originally posted by ADG
From what I recall there has only been one song that made me turn of the radio when played. It was the group (or was it just one person?) called Oasis. From what I know that was their first song (and the only one of their songs I have ever heard), but I can't remember the title. The socalled "music" was just so 70'es (And I'm from the 80'es, so that is outdated to me)!

Oasis, Blur and other crap from England. Liam Gallagher etc - do those jellyfish have any spine at all? A lot of stupid spoilt brat behavior and senseless lyrics. These ppl think they're talented in the same way americans appreciate the hanson brothers

[Dis]

the funny thing is when it comes to classic rock, I mostly listen to British stuff. They were far superior in that category. They put out some amazing music.

But it seems most British stuff now days is punk or some derivitive of punk. How many songs can you make based off of simple riffs? Some of the British bands in the 70's had amazing diversity. I just don't see that now.