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  • I am taking the cure for homoism

    My girlfriend Nancy knows all about my past. She says her church has retreats where they can cure you of homoism. Its a sickness and it can be cured. I'm so happy

    She said they usesomething called aversion therapy and electordes and such. Its all supervised by a Christian doctor and there's lots and lots of praying and laying on of hands and casting out. Plus walks in the woods and singing hyms. Sounds like fun They hold it up in the mountains at a secret holy place they have.

    Really I'm a bit scared but Nancy says I have to do it. I'd do anything for her.


  • #2
    Uhmm so do they flash pictures of naked guys and zap you if you show an interest?
    What if your words could be judged like a crime? "Creed, What If?"

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    • #3
      you are strange

      Jon Miller
      Jon Miller-
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      • #4
        errr.....


        I hope this is not some mass spam-fest. Ming is watching...


        Owell.....If your telling the truth: Good for you (tho im skepitcal(sp?)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by November Adam
          Uhmm so do they flash pictures of naked guys and zap you if you show an interest?
          There some electrcity involved in the prayer sessions but I don't know the details yet

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          • #6
            If only there where a cure for tollism.
            Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

            Do It Ourselves

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            • #7
              !

              Um......hello get a clue....buy a vowel!! You spent how long wrestling with it. Let me say one word to you.......Genetics. It's in your genes and I don't mean your package!
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              • #8
                If there was slightest chance I'd believe this was anything other than another round of Miraculous Ever-Changing EvC Persona, I'd wonder if you were left-handed, and if so, wouldn't it be prudent to go see some nuns so they can set you right down the right-hand path? I mean, left-handedness comes from Say-tan himself!

                But there isn't, so I don't. Instead, I'll just stealthily leave that there to make a point not really connected to this thread.
                "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Evan von Christoph


                  There some electrcity involved in the prayer sessions but I don't know the details yet
                  Wouldn't this just create an aversion to prayer?
                  What if your words could be judged like a crime? "Creed, What If?"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Osweld
                    If only there where a cure for trollism.
                    Why am I not surprised that he's an "Emperor"?

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                    • #11
                      Nothing is impossible fpor GOD

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                      • #12
                        well...people have been cured/cohersed from/out of gayity



                        Wouldn't this just create an aversion to prayer?
                        i dont even know what aversion is. someone explain it.

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                        • #13
                          aversion means to be repelled by.
                          What if your words could be judged like a crime? "Creed, What If?"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Evan von Christoph
                            Nothing is impossible fpor GOD
                            Of course not... but why the use of shock therapy?
                            What if your words could be judged like a crime? "Creed, What If?"

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                            • #15
                              well, also among the young there are numbers who flirt with homosexuality in like the collge years

                              but are really heterosexual and return to that afterward

                              I think that this is espeically true in the last few years

                              Jon Miller
                              Jon Miller-
                              I AM.CANADIAN
                              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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