Praise the Lord I have been Born Again

[faded glory]

Agree, its a shame all on the Christian bashers dont come to there senses. People who think they know it all, but are really just ****in morons who havent got a clue.


But Owell, Its a personal thing You either feel it or you dont.....


err...troll, up for a game tommorrow, old warhorse?

[Asher]

Originally posted by faded glory
Agree, its a shame all on the Christian bashers dont come to there senses. People who think they know it all, but are really just ****in morons who havent got a clue.

(That was a joke, right?)

[Jesus H Christ]

You know, all I wanted was for the Romans to leave us Jews alone. But of all the things that I thought would happen, being named God Jr. was the last thing I would've guessed. Go figure.

Hey, Evan! You don't need me! All that crap about being "saved" is just a bunch of hooey spouted out by a bunch of people who would rather you follow them instead of me. I mean, the drill was ancient when Rome was young:

Get a bunch of people (or a single person, it don't matter) and convince them of their worthlessness. Keep them ignorant and frightened, make them feel impotent and helpless. Lead them into thinking that only by religious salvation (as defined by the ruling elite (priesthood, Emperor, whoever)) can they be worth anything. Make sure that this "saving" bit includes some $$$ (or, at least, the moral right of slavery) so that the power base can be perpetuated. Repeat as needed.

Jesus! (Oops. Didn't mean to take my own name in vain!) God only knows why the hell people fall for this crap. You know, I should've let the moneychangers stay in the Temple - at least they were honest in their greed.

[Jon Miller]

somebody is going to get banned



Jon Miller

[Asher]

Are we allowed to ban Jesus?

[DaShi]

Goodbye thread. I hope EVC answers me somewhere else.

[Alexander's Horse]

The forums front page says "welcome to our newest member, Jesus H Christ"

[connorkimbro]

Oh you guy's are being far to stingy with your scoring. This latest incarnation is the funniest yet, IMO. It's so OBVIOUSLY satire, come on now. . ."after 2 hours of laying on of hands and special lighting effects" . . .LOL. that's hilarious!

[Urban Ranger]

EvC is born again again?

Is this real or is connor right?

[Evan von Christoph]

Originally posted by DaShi

What is the name of the church? What specific religion do they profess?

New Creative Ministeries. Its Christianity stupid. They don't have churches. Meet in basements, abandoned carpet showrooms...

I'm off to the mall now to give out Praise Jesus cards and try and get donations. They stop smiling if you don't meet your daily quota. I wnat cackers with my soup tonight.


yeah, bye

[Jon Miller]

it seems EVC is in a cult

lets all hope he gts out

Jon Miller

[Jon Miller]

I couldn't find any listings of it

Jon Miller

[Evan von Christoph]

Jon, try New Creation. I get confused.

Sorry, really gotta go now. God Bless YOU

[DaShi]

Originally posted by Evan von Christoph


New Creative Ministeries. Its Christianity stupid. They don't have churches. Meet in basements, abandoned carpet showrooms...

I'm off to the mall now to give out Praise Jesus cards and try and get donations. They stop smiling if you don't meet your daily quota. I wnat cackers with my soup tonight.


yeah, bye

What does Christianity mean? Baptist, Catholic, Nondemoninational (ie. heathen cult)?

[H Tower]

uh EVC? what's with the candle's and cards and all? have you even read through a book of the bible yet? and your trying to convert people already? shouldn't you be taking this slower?