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  • #46
    I wonder how long will it take to the mods to either delete the poison flower DL or prove to us that pf is not a DL!
    "BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
    Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
    Many thanks to Zealot for wasting his time on the jobs section at Gamasutra - MarkG in the article SMAC2 IN FULL 3D? http://apolyton.net/misc/
    Always thought settlers looked like Viking helmets. Took me a while to spot they were supposed to be wagons. - The pirate about Settlers in Civ 1

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    • #47
      Wait!! Hold the phone!!! GEEEEEEzzzzzeeeee Evc I know I'm not always here but you change personalities like I change my underwear!

      And what exactly was it that lead you to be saved and how exactly did you get saved? Enquiring minds want to know!
      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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      • #48
        If this is true EVC then it's good news!

        If you want to or need help or something just pm me.

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        • #49
          Oh bless your heart, Lars. If only you knew....
          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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          • #50
            Oh smurfing hell, another malfuction in my MkIV transdimemsional teleporter and parallel iniverse veiwer. It will take me at lest a week sort this mess out and get everyone back into their home realities.
            Gaius Mucius Scaevola Sinistra
            Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
            "Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
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            • #51
              Oh yes, yu can all scoff

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
                Oh smurfing hell,
                no smurfing in the smurfing apolyton forums please. that is reserved for CFC

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Evan von Christoph
                  Oh yes, yu can all scoff
                  :applauds:

                  And to think, I actually wasted my time listening to your unending crappola on AIM, trying to be nice, trying to be selfless, but no, you really are nothing more than a pain in the ass EvC and an embarrassment to the human race.
                  "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                  You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                  "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                  • #54
                    Evan ~ you still haven't answered my questions. How exactly did you get saved and what did you do to be saved?
                    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                    • #55
                      I think laz was a bit harsh, this is at least a 5.5
                      "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                      "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                      • #56
                        on n what scale

                        Jon Miuller
                        Jon Miller-
                        I AM.CANADIAN
                        GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                        • #57
                          The troll, effectiveness, style and originality would be my criteria.
                          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Tiamat
                            Evan ~ you still haven't answered my questions. How exactly did you get saved and what did you do to be saved?
                            I was sitting in the park waiting to see if anyguys would come along and this gilr came up in pretty white socks and sensible shoes.

                            She said her name was Nancy anbd asked if she could talk to me for a moment. I was really annoyed because this guy I know was loitering nearby. She said I loojed sad and lonely but I said I was just pissed off because I was waiting to meet someone.

                            She showed me a picture book with gap between God and man and the cross of Jesus forming the bridge. Plus other other stuff. I got really angry. I SHOUTED AT HER. I told her why I was there. She just smiled and said Jesus loves you. I shouted more and pulled faces, told her to leave but she just brushed my arm and took my hand and said its okay. The guy nearby had left by now and I was REALLY REAALY ANGRY AT HER but suddenly I just felt something. I calmed down and sat with her for a long time.

                            She said she had some friends she wanted me to meet and she took me by the hand and took me to a warehouse which is their church. I met lots of other smiling happy people like Nancy. They were really nice to me. I felt strange because I was wearing lace underwear under my overcaot.

                            They gave me pop and a donut and said the same things she had said. They said If I accepted Jesus inton my heart as my personal Lord and savour I would be saved and freed from all my anguish and suffering. I said no, I couldn't change, over anbd over agina but they said I could. Nancy held my hand and sat beside. They asked to pray over me and after about 2 hours of laying on of hands and special lighting effects I accepted the Lord

                            Now Nancy is my girlfirend (i think) and we work to toegther to save other souls. We're going bakc to the park and we'll try and get that guy I knew. I will be the bait.

                            PRAISE THE LORD TIAMAT

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by C0ckney
                              The troll, effectiveness, style and originality would be my criteria.
                              Even Giancarlo is better. Your way too generous with the score.
                              Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                              • #60
                                Can you please confess to my account hacking now that you're born again and everything? It'd be a start, and quite naturally would prove to God you're serious.

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