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Evan has been born again? 
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Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
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I've got my doubts about whether this is really EVC. He's not on ICQ, the writing style is off, and it just doesn't seem to ....."fit". Hmm...must talk to that boy soon.
Oh, by the way:
3.5Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard DawkinsComment
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You have your Natural Birth, then your "Born Again" in the spirit of our Lord and Savior! I hope you know him and if not, I will be glad to share the good news!Originally posted by connorkimbro
You've been born again? My mom got it right the first time.
Yours In Civin
TrollHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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He knows what the phrase means, Troll. He should being a former Christian and all. He's just being facetious.Originally posted by Troll
You have your Natural Birth, then your "Born Again" in the spirit of our Lord and Savior! I hope you know him and if not, I will be glad to share the good news!
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With Man, nothing is possible, but with God, All things are possible! As for getting lucky at church, faded, thats not what church is for my friend! God calls the most vile sinners out to to repentance (meaning stop sinning and turn away) not that we are perfect as Christians, but God thru his Son Jesus gives us a way to follow, a way to live our life in accordance with his Will, not ours. Since we are still in the flesh, we shall have temptations and trials that only God will be able to lead us through!Originally posted by faded glory
Im still at a loss here. Is this EvC? Or is this Wiglaf or some hacker?
I find it hard to believe a gay man would meet a girl, a bible, and become a Heterosexual.
(Why cant I get that lucky at chruch
jk 
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Yours In Civin
TrollHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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well, you cant be a "former" Christian, either you never were, and only God knows for sure, or your a "backslidden" christian, in which I pray he repents, and he should know what awaits those whom know the truth and discard it.Originally posted by DinoDoc
He knows what the phrase means, Troll. He should being a former Christian and all. He's just being facetious.
Yours In Civin
TrollHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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If that was true why are there the Ten Commandments?Originally posted by Troll
With Man, nothing is possible, but with God, All things are possible!
So God would have no problem with me being a murderous pedophile then, as all things are possible with God!
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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The Ten Commandments are from God, inspired and designed by God and delivered from the Mountian by Moses to the people of Israel. As for being a murderous pedophile, I pray you mature, as that is a sick thing to want to be, to want to do and at the very least to want to joke about. I take it your a child, a teenager, or younger, because if you were an adult, a parent such as myself, than you would cringe at the thought of such a person being around. I am sorry you feel that the only way you can get attention is to joke about a sick thing such as that!Originally posted by Asher
If that was true why are there the Ten Commandments?
So God would have no problem with me being a murderous pedophile then, as all things are possible with God!
Yours In Civin
TrollHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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I'm a homosexual murderous pedophile with an S&M fetish and a penchant for mass murder and I try to spread the word of Satanism by burning down all churches in my path.Originally posted by Troll
The Ten Commandments are from God, inspired and designed by God and delivered from the Mountian by Moses to the people of Israel. As for being a murderous pedophile, I pray you mature, as that is a sick thing to want to be, to want to do and at the very least to want to joke about. I take it your a child, a teenager, or younger, because if you were an adult, a parent such as myself, than you would cringe at the thought of such a person being around. I am sorry you feel that the only way you can get attention is to joke about a sick thing such as that!
That said:
If all is possible under God, how come more is possible without God?
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Typical. EVC becomes a Christian and who does he join? An extremist fundy group.
What cult group is it Evan?Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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That is going in my sig Asher."The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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I always knew you were crazy, but I never expected you to be a real basket case.I know I have caused a lot of terbulence to some of you. I'm sorry for that.
But this is the new me. I have found Jesus and been born again so don't expect me ot take part in any childish antics.
Thru the help of a good God fearing woman I have discivered Jesus, bless his name.
She is leading me to Him and I realise now that being gay is sinful. So this is the new me made new in Christ Praise the Lord!
Mods, please forget my former saucy evil self, which I have cast off (be gone Satan!). This is a nbew page for me and I will bring glory to God by spreading his word and obeying your mod commands. God Bless you!
And special thanks to MTG for letting me p[ost early. I'm sorry I said nasty things about animals now. We are all God's creatures Praise his name.Quod Me Nutrit Me DestruitComment
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I've seen this stuff before.Originally posted by Evan von Christoph
I was sitting in the park waiting to see if anyguys would come along and this gilr came up in pretty white socks and sensible shoes.
She said her name was Nancy anbd asked if she could talk to me for a moment. I was really annoyed because this guy I know was loitering nearby. She said I loojed sad and lonely but I said I was just pissed off because I was waiting to meet someone.
She showed me a picture book with gap between God and man and the cross of Jesus forming the bridge. Plus other other stuff. I got really angry. I SHOUTED AT HER. I told her why I was there. She just smiled and said Jesus loves you. I shouted more and pulled faces, told her to leave but she just brushed my arm and took my hand and said its okay. The guy nearby had left by now and I was REALLY REAALY ANGRY AT HER but suddenly I just felt something. I calmed down and sat with her for a long time.
She said she had some friends she wanted me to meet and she took me by the hand and took me to a warehouse which is their church. I met lots of other smiling happy people like Nancy. They were really nice to me. I felt strange because I was wearing lace underwear under my overcaot.
They gave me pop and a donut and said the same things she had said. They said If I accepted Jesus inton my heart as my personal Lord and savour I would be saved and freed from all my anguish and suffering. I said no, I couldn't change, over anbd over agina but they said I could. Nancy held my hand and sat beside. They asked to pray over me and after about 2 hours of laying on of hands and special lighting effects I accepted the Lord
Now Nancy is my girlfirend (i think) and we work to toegther to save other souls. We're going bakc to the park and we'll try and get that guy I knew. I will be the bait.
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What is the name of the church? What specific religion do they profess?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Originally posted by Troll
With Man, nothing is possible, but with God, All things are possible! As for getting lucky at church, faded, thats not what church is for my friend! God calls the most vile sinners out to to repentance (meaning stop sinning and turn away) not that we are perfect as Christians, but God thru his Son Jesus gives us a way to follow, a way to live our life in accordance with his Will, not ours. Since we are still in the flesh, we shall have temptations and trials that only God will be able to lead us through!
Yours In Civin
Troll
Brother Troll,
You do not need to preach to me the joy of God. Since I found him, I have been ****in blessed with so many good things on a personal level. And theres is never a day when I forget my umbrella does it rain, or when my balance sheet is low, I squirt bye. He provides....**** all else, he provides.
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Well, to be sure we all need preaching too, you, I, and everyone else.Originally posted by faded glory
Brother Troll,
You do not need to preach to me the joy of God. Since I found him, I have been ****in blessed with so many good things on a personal level. And theres is never a day when I forget my umbrella does it rain, or when my balance sheet is low, I squirt bye. He provides....**** all else, he provides.
If you took offense, then maybe thats conviction, because it was not meant to be offensive to you individually, but as a whole we all to to repent!
Yours in Civin
TrollHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rahComment
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