Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

This Guy Restores Some Of My Optimism

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #16
    Originally posted by WhiteElephants
    Did any of you bother to read the article?

    Al Martin's Raw? Come on! The man is a quack people!

    DCHD, Domestic Control Hover Drone? What garbage! He's up to his eye balls in bull ****.
    Beam me up Scotty cause this guy is full of crap!
    Those columns are hilarious. Check this one out http://www.almartinraw.com/column18.html.

    Comment


    • #17
      The Minus Group is supposed to be some sort of ultra-secret ready-deployment team. They were kind of vague about what it is that they do, other than they kept talking about "state security" and the security of the state in the event of a crisis. It makes you wonder about the "security" of whose "state."
      Gee, kinda vauge... Who does this remind me of?

      The Friendly Colonel added that the announcer this week was a German officer who was dressed in the uniform of an American National Guard. He was parading around in an Alabama State National Guard uniform. Yet he was an officer of the German Army. He spoke very little English, so that nobody could understand what he was saying, except the other German guys who were there. He has said that you never know who anyone is. You see Russian guys wearing Israeli uniforms. You see Israelis wearing German uniforms. Everyone is wearing uniforms other than from their own country.


      The Chinese guy that spilled the marinara sauce bought a quantity of these satellite-transmitting, exploding, wristwatch hockey puck devices. It doesn't have an exact name. It has some sort of designated code. It's like the **** Tracy Watch of the 21st Century.
      "It's called U-Pack-It," he told him. The Chinese guy then turned around and said, "oynga magouynga chopsuey fooey louey Upackit Upackit." And the other Chinese guys said, "Ah so. U pack it U pack it." They sounded like a bunch of parakeets "U packit U packit." So the Friendly Colonel's going to do business with them.
      CNN stated that the vehicle was recently revealed at an army symposium. This vehicle is evidently built by Ford. The Army calls it an "urban assault or urban warfare vehicle," to be used in urban areas "to fight terrorism" or "to suppress any domestic uprisings."

      The vehicle has many high tech devices. It is armor plated and among its weapons is a laser cannon.
      Laser Cannon!

      Comment


      • #18
        If it weren't for the internet this guy would be handing out mimeographed pamphletes on street corners.

        He = Nutjob
        I refute it thus!
        "Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!"

        Comment


        • #19
          Originally posted by DaShi
          I wonder how you would feel, if it was your nation who was attacked.
          Iran didn´t attack you, ever. They just want to be left alone. The Bush government obviously intends to use 9/11 as a pretext to attack whomever they want.

          Btw, who armed the Taliban?
          Now, if I ask myself: Who profits from a War against Iraq?, the answer is: Israel. -Prof. Rudolf Burger, Austrian Academy of Arts

          Free Slobo, lock up George, learn from Kim-Jong-Il.

          Comment


          • #20
            Originally posted by H Tower
            that makes you feel better? maybe if you think it will force bush to stop eventually, ...
            Of course it will. The way it´s going to work out, imo, is that Bush will lead the country into an economical crisis, which will in the end 'convince' the US voters to get rid of him... (sigh of relief).
            Now, if I ask myself: Who profits from a War against Iraq?, the answer is: Israel. -Prof. Rudolf Burger, Austrian Academy of Arts

            Free Slobo, lock up George, learn from Kim-Jong-Il.

            Comment


            • #21
              Originally posted by Comrade Tribune
              Iran didn´t attack you, ever. They just want to be left alone.
              Um, there was this thing called "the Iranian hostage crisis". That was as blatant an attack on America as you can make without crossing the Atlantic and landing in New York.

              Btw, who armed the Taliban?
              That's false and you know it.
              I refute it thus!
              "Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!"

              Comment


              • #22
                Originally posted by Comrade Tribune


                Of course it will. The way it´s going to work out, imo, is that Bush will lead the country into an economical crisis, which will in the end 'convince' the US voters to get rid of him... (sigh of relief).
                'um' once again. It's called deficit spending. Increased military spending and economic stimulus packages will, despite other faults, boost the economy for certain.
                I refute it thus!
                "Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!"

                Comment


                • #23
                  Wow! And your basing all this on your inside source Al Martin!?!?



                  I figure with laser cannons and hover drones we oughta get these terrorists folks in a snap!

                  Comment


                  • #24
                    Originally posted by paiktis22
                    The problem is that yes financially it will be destroyed if it keeps going at this rate. That's why it's pushing Europe to beef up our army (well, Greece is already beefed up ) so the US can delegate some matters to the EU and take some of the burden off its back.
                    Not to mention 'paying tribute'. I wonder when types like this Wolkowski or whatever his name is will start asking us to 'share the financial burden' of whatever Bush´s next military adventure is going to be. I don´t want to pay for the US destroying our trading partners in Iran.
                    Now, if I ask myself: Who profits from a War against Iraq?, the answer is: Israel. -Prof. Rudolf Burger, Austrian Academy of Arts

                    Free Slobo, lock up George, learn from Kim-Jong-Il.

                    Comment


                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Goingonit
                      Um, there was this thing called "the Iranian hostage crisis". That was as blatant an attack on America as you can make without crossing the Atlantic and landing in New York.
                      How long ago was this? 15 years? 20? Do you want to bombard Mexico next, because of the Mexican-American War? Remember the Alamo?
                      Now, if I ask myself: Who profits from a War against Iraq?, the answer is: Israel. -Prof. Rudolf Burger, Austrian Academy of Arts

                      Free Slobo, lock up George, learn from Kim-Jong-Il.

                      Comment


                      • #26
                        Well damn it! Someone's going to feel the wrath of our laser cannons and it might as well be Iran!

                        Comment


                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Goingonit
                          That's false and you know it.
                          O no, it isn´t. Brezinski (Carter´s security advisor) bragged about that the CIA livened things up in Afghanistan even before the Soviet intervention. They wanted to lure the Soviets into a military adventure, so they armed all kinds of misfits, including the guys that later became the Taliban.
                          Now, if I ask myself: Who profits from a War against Iraq?, the answer is: Israel. -Prof. Rudolf Burger, Austrian Academy of Arts

                          Free Slobo, lock up George, learn from Kim-Jong-Il.

                          Comment


                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Comrade Tribune


                            How long ago was this? 15 years? 20? Do you want to bombard Mexico next, because of the Mexican-American War? Remember the Alamo?
                            Well, I'd still call you on it if you said, "The Americans have never fought the Mexicans!"

                            I'm not saying that they are out to get you, but if they're a peace-loving liberal democracy, I'm the King of f***ing England. Next, you'll think that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is the world's best country to live in, because it has the words "democratic", "people's", and "republic" in its name.
                            I refute it thus!
                            "Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!"

                            Comment


                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Comrade Tribune
                              O no, it isn´t. Brezinski (Carter´s security advisor) bragged about that the CIA livened things up in Afghanistan even before the Soviet intervention. They wanted to lure the Soviets into a military adventure, so they armed all kinds of misfits, including the guys that later became the Taliban.
                              I want to see the connection between the Mujaheddin and the Taliban. To the best of my knowledge, the Taliban was from Pakistan, and they came after the end of the Soviet involvement.
                              I refute it thus!
                              "Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!"

                              Comment


                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Goingonit
                                It's called deficit spending. Increased military spending and economic stimulus packages will, despite other faults, boost the economy for certain.
                                Mhm.And who is going to pay for it in the end?
                                Now, if I ask myself: Who profits from a War against Iraq?, the answer is: Israel. -Prof. Rudolf Burger, Austrian Academy of Arts

                                Free Slobo, lock up George, learn from Kim-Jong-Il.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X